Bruce

Bruce is a great friend of Willy The Bank Robber. He loves imparting wisdom to others at length and is an enthusiastic leader of the unit. Merv Singer is his ultimate idol. One of his many passions is cycling to and from work...and AORTIC

Bruce would cycle to and from Fort Knox to rescue his kidnapped wombat...

Where's the money? Where's Willy going? What does Willy want to know?

Nurse: Bruce, should I give this patient Penicillin?
Bruce: No. All antibiotics are a useless waste of time....

by sweet as chocolate June 18, 2011

Bruce

Friend, homey, patna

What up Bruce, "Hey Bruce, what you up to"

by 415KneightRidah January 15, 2009

bruce

(adjective) Used to describe something that shouldn't happen, but does, and you should just accept it.
It "Just Works".

"why did that concrete wall explode from a laser hitting it? that's bruce"
"yeah, the brucege is crazy in this show"

by anonymous March 28, 2022

bruce

a word used to describe something which is good or enjoyable.

This pizza is bruce!

by bruceybrucebruce February 7, 2008

Bruce

Bruce

A red head who loves spiderman, hes sweet and kind and will kill anyone that hurts you, hes funny and has a addictive laugh, everyone loves him and most girls also like him, if you find a bruce you better not let him go because hes a keeper and I love him.

"You're dating bruce! Your so lucky!
"Ya bruce is great!"

by Maple jay August 20, 2019

bruce

he’s that middle aged white dude who has two little girls. he always wears collared shirts and loves to go golfing. he’s religious and does bbqs after every church meeting. he probably has a young wife named Debra. he works at Intel and makes a decent amount of money.

that’s a bruce for you.

by bianca nicolette October 4, 2020

bruce

A name we all use in North London as aposed to MATEY or BUDDY.

Easy there BRUCE whats going on?

by clusta May 1, 2007