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You stupid nonce, you should know what a fucking broccoli is

The green fucking tree that was forced down your throat by your step father
“Hay Johnny! This bitch doesn’t know what a Fukin’ broccoli is”

Johnny: “Do they not? They must be pretty stupid to not know what a broccoli is, must be a nonce”
Broccoli by Jameedoger May 14, 2020
Usually someone named Matt will look like this vegetable some people would even say these to objects are twins
Broccoli looks like Matt
Broccoli by Bri is a lollipop June 23, 2020
Crazy dude, live life to the fullest, probably called burt and the best guy in ur friendship group
Dude burt was such a broccoli
Broccoli by Bigjohn12 September 22, 2020
Be very cautious around a broccoli.
No not the broccoli you get with your dinner.
I mean a 6ft tall veggie boy.
This broccoli usually takes the form as a Burt.
They are usually harmless but I’m telling you he could be the one to take over the world.
Yo broccoli is such a fun guy!

I’m telling you broccoli will be king one day
Broccoli by MidgetGirl101 October 15, 2020
OMG THE BROCCOLI IS SOOO CUTE
Broccoli by Michea May 22, 2021
Can’t leave the table until you finish it, goal becomes clear……broccoli must die
“The war between the anal probes and broccoli was a vicious one
Broccoli by Curtain eater June 19, 2021