bonk

big ass dick

To my surprise, Mikey pulled down his pants and he got a bonk!

by rhahahaha July 3, 2021

Bonk

Something you call someone after they say something wholly ridiculous and silly goofy

I: My favorite STD is the clap
S: What's "the clap"
I: The clap is another word for gonorrhea you bonk
S: Ohh that’s right

I: If you were to get an std which one would you want
S:Hmm. Maybe Syphillis, because it's fun to say
I: Ooh good choice

by Izzygonzzo1818 May 17, 2023

Bonk

The nasty Free school lunch the gov gives to the brokest kids in school

You pack a lunch? Nah i get the bonk

by Dustshaker September 7, 2017

Bonk

A video game series that deserves more recognition.

Why can't Konami make a new Bonk game?

by LightCorp November 16, 2019

BONK

beating with anti horny effect stick

Go to horny jail BONK

by NIAWW March 22, 2021

bonk

to have sexual relations;
to engage in extramarital intercourse with a woman

I totally bonked Phil's mom last night.

by Jim McDermott April 16, 2006

Bonk

Bonk is the slang word used in hawaii for the english word "ditch".
It is mainly used by "dirty kids" on the westside of Oahu in the town known as Waianae.

It can also be used to describe something that you dont like.

English educated speaker..
Hey Andy, why did you ditch me the other night at the dance? I was looking forward to dancing with you.

Waianae slang speaker..
wat andy you faka! why you wen bonk me da oddah night at da dance? i wanted fo dance witchew!

That weed I smoked last night was so bonk.

Josh I want my $10 back. That party was bonkin, I should have just stayed home

by mamichula808 June 3, 2010