Bonk

School Lunch

Person 1: Bruh u nasty as shit why u eatin the bonk?!

Person 2: Shut yo dumb ass up u already know I’m a Certified Bonk Eater ™️

by asfdbfdweqdsgfnewrhgjf November 15, 2018

Bonked

Bonked: being HIGH out of your fucking mind...

Shawn: Yoooooo last week I was bonked as shit

Alex: yeah I know that shit hit hard

Shawn: FR

by JiggySnigga69 August 23, 2019

Bonk

A Black country (English area)slang term for Little Hill

I`m going for a walk up the bonk

by Rag arse July 01, 2011

bonk

A very old outdated term for sex. It was once considered cool to say bonk in 1996 but if you use the term today you will sound like a douche bag.

"I want to bonk that girl with the scrunchy on," said the loser with a boner.

by lola24 April 08, 2010

Bonk

Another term for poop. Can be used in place of the word poop or to describe the action of pooping.

Damn I just took a HUGE Bonk in your toilet man.
Bruh this Bonk smells like death.

by Petezc123 February 05, 2021

Bonk

This word is used to instantly win an argument If someone is insulting you. For example, someone is roasting you, and in response, you say "Bonk". They will be visibly confused to why you just said Bonk randomly, this works even better if you walked away right afterwards. Bonk means "Fuck you bitch", and is like a code work that only you and select others will know. The power of absolute decimation is now in your hands.

Enemy: You're a dirty bitch
You: Bonk

by Walter Walters November 24, 2021

bonk

To strike someone with a foreign, hard plastic object. A bonk will usally result in a loud "crack" if performed corectly. A well place hit on the elbow, head (skull), knee, or spine will result in a red inflammed welt which will be sensitive to the touch for hours.

"Yesterday Jeff bonked Bert in the side on the head with his nalgene in the hall"

"If you you don't shut your fucking mouth im going bonk you with this broken "bop it" i got a garage sale last week!!

by Hershcle February 22, 2008