Blunch

The act of a blowjob while the person receiving it is eating lunch.

I had a blunch with my wife Sydney yesterday.I accidentally dropped crumbs on her while I was eating because the blowjob felt so good.

by Jizzy Pete Johnson April 1, 2020

Blunch

A brunch or lunch that descends into drunken depravity. A ‘boozy’ lunch.

I went out for brunch but was so hungover I needed a Bloody Mary and before I knew it we were having Blunch

by The pink panther June 26, 2020

Blunch

When you are eating your fist meal of the day too late in the day for a traditional brunch, but you are still eating breakfast food.

We had pancakes for blunch at two in the afternoon.

by Blackmaskreplica October 27, 2020

Blunch

Breakfast and lunch combined for a quick meal

Dude I'm going to get blunch wanna join?

by MrBennie72 September 8, 2021

Blunch

McDonald's Blizzard

I need blunch

by Cody5050 January 16, 2022

Blunch

1. When you have brunch or lunch while smoking a blunt
2. When you put blush on while having brunch or lunch or perhaps you use your food as blush

It could also be used as a verb: blunching
*Person using a strawberry as blush
“Wow you’re totally blunching”
*Person smoking a blunt at lunch
“Wow you’re totally blunching”

“Let’s have blunch tomorrow”
“ I feel like blunching right now”

by fresha June 6, 2023

Blunch

To blush intensely which could involve the act of orgasming as a result of blushing.

You’re making me blunch.

by Thebluncher May 2, 2025