blow the horse in my puss/ass

To go through hard times with no better perspective. To be bankrupt, badly dressed and stinky because you`ve just had a huge scandal at work and the boss (who saw you) decided to fire you. It goes for men and women alike.

My boss fired me! Man, I never though I`ll blow the horse in my puss/ass! I think I`ll sink quite a few tonight.

by Reek-the-Prick January 9, 2020

Blow a fish out of one's ass

An expression which helps create an image of how angry one is/was at the time.

"I was so pissed I almost blew a fish out of my ass!"

by Bettie Who May 1, 2005

Blow it out your ass

1. Telling someone to play on the turd trombone.
2. A semi-polite way to say, 'Go fuck yourself!'
3. What Miles Davis wasn't famous for.
4. What Le Pétomane was famous for.

She: Nag, nag, nagnagnag, nag, nag-nag. Nag!
He: Ummmmhmmmm yeah, um, ya, yeah.
She: Nag, nag, nagnagnag, nag, nag-nag. Nag!
He: Oh, Blow it out your ass already!

by mylesLonger August 20, 2007

blow it out your ass, johnny

Something you say to someone named Johnny, specifically when he denies that his full name is indeed Johnathan. Best said frequently to remind Johnny that he should blow it out his ass.

What do you mean your name isn't Johnathan? Blow it out your ass, Johnny.

by Pontryagin December 23, 2020

blow it out your ass

When an annoying idiot sits in their car, and blows the horn, instead of getting out of the car, and going to your door.

John got tired of the crackheads beeping their horn, so he yelled out the window "BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS!!!"

by HDAYEJR March 25, 2008

blow asshole

a phrase that means to empty your bowels, or take a shit.

"oh god, brb i gotta blow asshole real quick." or "wait just 2 minutes, i gotta blow some ass"

by 123conchstreet January 16, 2013

blow an assload

to deficate, often violently.

"I drank budweiser last night, and this morning I woke up early because I had to blow an assload."

by waltermitty September 16, 2004