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Bjonkies

(Bee-john-keehs)

-A term referring nothing in particular, mainly used to annoy Dave Mandibles. Although Dave says this word does not annoy him, it is slowly eating away at his soul because of the rage building inside him.
"Yo David, could you hand me those Bjonkies over there?"

"Those Bjonkies were off the hook at that party"
by Mr.Bjonkie May 7, 2010
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Björn

The true image of a man.

He will fight anyone, even a small child, if they disrespect his friends. Can be very intimidating, but also as soft as a Teddy bear, once you get to know him. Definitely a good friend to have around, 10/10, will definitely help you get that one stupid jar on top of the highest shelf.
"Hey, have you seen Björn?"

"I saw him throwing a human shaped garbage bag into the river earlier this morning. I didn't ask any questions."
by Pterisactylus January 15, 2020
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bjönk

Sound a Swedish goose makes - Commonly used by Keiy.
Keiy: bjönk
by The Drilla Alf September 2, 2020
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Björnfitta

It´s a Swedish hat with fur on it. In English it means bear pussy. You often see it on Russian people but I think it's from Sweden.
Yoo check out that Björnfitta!!

Yooo!!
by Wunderbaum November 16, 2020
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bjoc

Besides Jill, of course. Used to indicate that something is intended to be kept secret, except from your BFF Jill, of course. This is applicable regardless of whether or not said BFF's name is incidentally Jill, as long as both parties in the conversation understand who "Jill" is.
O.M.G. did you hear that Ryan showed Sophie how scissoring works using a fingering demonstration??? But don't tell anyone, bjoc!
by bada$$devil January 8, 2011
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Bjored

Being so bored that you mispell bored...on purpose...
I am so bjored...
by Dirzain June 21, 2004
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Bjod

Bjod means Blow jobs on demand

Blow Jobs = a woman sucking a man's cock.
On demand = woman must give it whenever the man demands it.
"she must give Bjod's for any guy to even go out with her"
by SiaDW February 16, 2008
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