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A sound caused by a large force acting upon something else. It is a manly sound and can be used verbally to describe large, heavy or masculine objects/foodstuffs/people.
Can also be used to describe excessive speed, height, turd size, uglyness, etc.....
Can also be used to describe excessive speed, height, turd size, uglyness, etc.....
e.g.1
Mate, look at the size of that chip butty! BFFFT!
e.g. 2
Your car is well fast, like BFFFT!
e.g. 3
Whooaa!! She got one massive ass. BFFFT!
e.g. 4
BFFFT!!!!!
Mate, look at the size of that chip butty! BFFFT!
e.g. 2
Your car is well fast, like BFFFT!
e.g. 3
Whooaa!! She got one massive ass. BFFFT!
e.g. 4
BFFFT!!!!!
bffft by Jeff 'No Dice' Painmaker April 15, 2010
BFFFF
BFFFF by YOUR MUM'S BFFFF December 26, 2010
BFBF
BIG FAT BITCH FACE
As is obvious this is the naming a fat, did I say, BIG?, bitch face. One who is just a bitch. Cannot be happy under any circumstances.
A case of Big fat bitch face, abbreviated as, BFBF, should not be confused with, but is related with, plain old Bitch face, Elf dick face, Midget Dick Face, Fuck Face Bitch Face, and many other bitchy afflictions.
Unfortunately, there is no cure for bitch face. There is a possible reduction of Big Fat Bitch Face, but results may vary and one should consult their physician before receiving treatment, surgery, or trying other invasive procedures reducing bitch face.
As is obvious this is the naming a fat, did I say, BIG?, bitch face. One who is just a bitch. Cannot be happy under any circumstances.
A case of Big fat bitch face, abbreviated as, BFBF, should not be confused with, but is related with, plain old Bitch face, Elf dick face, Midget Dick Face, Fuck Face Bitch Face, and many other bitchy afflictions.
Unfortunately, there is no cure for bitch face. There is a possible reduction of Big Fat Bitch Face, but results may vary and one should consult their physician before receiving treatment, surgery, or trying other invasive procedures reducing bitch face.
Ron: "John, why are you dating that Holly, she has a severe case of Big Fat Bitch Face?"
John: "She puts out man. I know she plans on lipo and diets like crazy."
Ron: "Bro, you are my BFF, but you gotta lose that BFBF. You can do better."
John: "She puts out man. I know she plans on lipo and diets like crazy."
Ron: "Bro, you are my BFF, but you gotta lose that BFBF. You can do better."
BFBF by T_rump_supporter November 27, 2016
BFbFF
Stranger 1: Hey you're a really cool person. I've liked talking to you on Facebook, even though we've never met.
Stranger 2: I know! We're totally BFbFF's!
Stranger 1: I know it's amazing!
Stranger 2: I know! We're totally BFbFF's!
Stranger 1: I know it's amazing!
BFbFF by OnlineDude1 July 31, 2009
bfbf
Alice: Oh Jason guess what?
Jason: What?
Alice: You're my bfbf.
Jason: What does that mean?
Alice: It means you're my best friend and my boyfriend.
Jason: Oh.
Jason: What?
Alice: You're my bfbf.
Jason: What does that mean?
Alice: It means you're my best friend and my boyfriend.
Jason: Oh.
bfbf by it's_strictly_sexual June 15, 2010