backseat bushwhack

a term refering to fucking in the backseat of a car

I was having a backseat bushwhack with my boyfriend in the parking lot at McDonalds!

by Jennifer Love May 29, 2007

backseat bingo

50s term for necking in the car.
Also appears in Big D and the Kids Table song "Noise Complaint"

"We were hanging out in the back of the van."
"What were you doing?"
"Just playing backseat bingo"

by simplyjam March 26, 2007

Backseat Chess Player

Anyone (or even possibly a group) that stands over your shoulder while playing chess, and the person always claims to see an awesome move for either you or your opponent. This gets so annoying especially when you the moron says, "Oh you didn't see this awesome move!" Then points his fat finger on your board, or touches the pieces. They cause me slight stress due to their annoying hints for the person I am supposed to checkmate...or they keep saying in my ear like a slimy snake, "I see a good move." Sometimes their moves are good, but most of the time they have not a clue what they are talking about and can stick you in a worse situation or cost you a nice piece. Do not take advice from them, and if your opponent is a real chess player they will give them the bird and tell them to shut up or shove off. The best way to repel them is to just ignore them, or flat out tell them you can play better than they can and then prove it in a match.

Stop helping, damn backseat Chess Player.

by G.Stefani704 May 23, 2011

BarkEater

1) “Bark Eater” is an English translation of the Mohican word “Adirondack,” a term the Mohawk once used for Algonquian-speaking tribes who were said to eat the inside of the bark of the white pine when food was scarce.

2) “BarkEater” is an honor camper program at Massawepie Scout Camps in the Adirondacks. One who has been initiated into the program is also called a “BarkEater.”

I love the Adirondacks and am proud to be a BarkEater.

by Elliott777 November 17, 2010

Backseat Pancake

When you are in the backseat of the car and you're fucking and the female smashes the males balls as flat as a pancake.

I was totally drunk and some fat chick gave me a backseat pancake. I should probably get my balls checked.

by Black man with flat Balls November 23, 2010

backspacer

The ninth Pearl Jam album released in 2009 where Pearl Jam actually sounds happy.

Dude! Have you heard the album 'Backspacer' by Pearl Jam?!

Yeah man! It's weird...they're happy...what the fuck?! But damn...it's good!

by jonnigga September 20, 2009

backseat cotton picker

This term, backseat cotton picker, is typically used against older people of African decent as a derogatory term for the reasons of them being so old that they had to once sit at the back of a bus and pick cotton from a plantation.

African American Male: "Ay yo, my nigga, you see dat backseat cotton picker ova dare?"
African American Female: " Yeah. Da hell u telln' me dat fo' my nigga?"
African American Male: " I was thinkn' when his old ass goes in dat gas station we steal his car, ya dig?"
African American Female: "I hear ya."

by JettyMans May 13, 2017