l.a.b.

Lightweight ass bitch someone who thinks they can handle them selves but cannot

"Yo Luigi is one l.a.b."

by lucka November 19, 2013

l.a.b

Local ass bitch
or
Lame as bitch
Used to describe a person who has only ever lived in one place and never taken a chance to get out of town.

You one l.a.b ass nigga

by Jarshotgun December 2, 2014

L.A.B

Love all boobs

Hey man I L.A.B

by What_life February 10, 2022

Q.A.L.A.L.B.

Quite Acting Like A Little Bitch !

"Take a shot with us."
"Naw."
"Q.A.L.A.L.B."

by S.M.C. L.P. July 7, 2018

B.A.L.O.G.

1. Noun: An acronym meaning "Bring At Least One Girl". Typically applies to a party or other type of festive event, acting as an entry requirement or mission statement in order to avoid a sausage fest scenario. One of the rarest types of parties, but one of the most effective, making sure the girl to guy ratio at an event is relatively equal.

2. Verb: To balog/B.A.L.O.G./Balog/BALOG, is synonymous with to party, rage, attend and participate at a lit party or social gathering, typically with a large amount of females in attendance.

1. "Are you going to the B.A.L.O.G. at James' house? Make sure you bring a girl or you won't get in man!"

2. "Dude I'm gonna bring my girlfriend to James' and BALOG so hard!"

by TeetsMahoney August 17, 2016

A.L.B.O.S.

Acronym for A Legit Black Out Sesh- A night when you drink to the point of blacking out.

Blake- "Hey Lance, what are we doing tonight?"

Lance "A.L.B.O.S. baby, look at these gangels bitch, wazzup!"

by Devin Alexis April 19, 2008

I.J.W.G.B.T.A.F.Y.S.S.B.A.L.Y.W.I.K.M.A.D

I just wanna get back together and fuck you sometime soon and also love you which I kinda might already do

Hey I.J.W.G.B.T.A.F.Y.S.S.B.A.L.Y.W.I.K.M.A.D what do you think?

by A.person.with.thoughts September 18, 2020