B my L on someones T's

"blowing" your "load" on someones,preferably a womans, "tits"

coined in the movie "Forgetting Sarah Marshall"

guy 1: hey lets go bar hopping tonight
guy 2: yea i need to B my L on someones T's.

by superduper98574 May 25, 2008

B your L on my F

Blow your Load on my Face

I'll even let you B your L on my F.

by Duff J June 8, 2009

back off b i deadass have this timbs and if you step on this sumbitches imma nut

New York talk for when someone has a fresh new pair of timberland boots and doesn't want anybody to step on them

-Damn those some fine ass shoes g
- Back off b I Deadass have this timbs and if you step on this sumbitches imma nut

by Bigdiccmarty September 26, 2021

jo on the j-o-b

1. has to be sung "j-o on the j-o-b"
means to fuck around at work
2. waste time on payroll

I like to j-o on the j-o-b, j-o on the j-o-b!

by Bud E Love May 8, 2003

B.S. Brown Stains on White Collars

Term used to describe white collar folk who are completely full of shit. This is especially true for corporate workers, members of Congress, government officials, politicians, Big Pharma, and of course we can’t forget our trusted veterinarians. They present with brown shit stains on their white collars, making them easily identifiable. Other typical characteristics include a pretentious smile, holier than thou attitude and their ability to bullshit anyone and everyone to get ahead and make a quick buck. They don’t discriminate and will stop at nothing; anything goes and no one is immune. A brown stain is a mandatory white collar work place requirement, leaving no room for competence or morals. Intelligence is now a thing of the past, and the customer is always wrong.

Typical B.S. Brown Stains on white collars corporate Interview: (Shakes hands) “ How ya doin’ today, Sir? So, very nice to meet you! What a lovely office you have! This your family? Wow! Beautiful! 😁 😁😁
Have you had the chance to look over my resume? Great 🤗! Well, as you can see, I’d be an overwhelming asset because I’m completely full of shit! 😘 I don’t wear these brown stains on my white collar for nothing! 👨🏼 💼💩! What ya think?”
“I think you’d fit in quite well with the rest of the shit bags; when can ya start?”

by summertime36 September 6, 2021

t1ffany.valent1ne/d.e.b.b.i.e.g.l.a.t.z.e.l on insta

t1ffany.valent1ne/d.e.b.b.i.e.g.l.a.t.z.e.l on insta

t1ffany.valent1ne/d.e.b.b.i.e.g.l.a.t.z.e.l on insta/hayden is sooo hot 😉 also hey mammas

by arnejohnsonsveryhot June 20, 2021

b o n e r

Beautiful Obedient Narcissistic Eccentric Rover

Mom!! I got my first b o n e r

by meatmastersss April 6, 2021