Aztec Two Step

This is when the shit comes from you arse faster than you can make it to the crapper. AKA Reah

I felt a gurgle in my stomach as I danced the Aztec Two Step down the hall.

by Duder16789 January 15, 2008

aztec

the ancient mexican civilization best known for its architecture. sadly, they were killed by the spanish conquistadors and hernando cortes

the aztecs lived in ancient mexico

by this website is ruined February 4, 2007

Aztec Fever

When you like a mexican. It's like jungle fever, but for mexicans.

"Sally has Aztec fever ;)" "woo girl you got aztec fever"

by TheCholo October 3, 2011

Aztec Warrior

Man pulls out womans tampon using his teeth then repeatedly shakes his head violently so blood is splattered onto his face resembling the war paint of an Aztec Warrior.

So, my friend was tellin me how he was at a party drunk and he did the Aztec Warrior with his girlfriend. Totally disgusting.

by JWR April 2, 2007

aztec handjob

When a woman who is having her menstrual cycle fingers herself and then, with the menstrual blood still on her hand, jerks you off.

"He refused to screw her on her period, so she gave him an aztec handjob"

by sisyphussy February 25, 2009

Azteca

The culture of Mexico City, originating from the Aztec Indians. Someone who was born and raised in Mexico City.

I am a real Azteca warrior!

by isabellalynn February 20, 2010

aztechy

Aztechy.

1. A piece of technology from the past.

2. A put down for old people.
3. When a piece of technology fails to work properly.

1. Omg! You use a fountain pen?? That's so aztechy!

2. Gawd you're so old you're practically

aztechy.

3. Ugh! my toaster burned my toast! What an aztechy piece of crap!

by Tyranamobius Rex May 19, 2017