avon high school

an elite Ct high school famous for really bad football players, really good hockey players and sending lots of kids to ivy league schools. typical avon hockey boy has a beer in one hand a hot Simsbury or Farmington slut on the other, typical avon football player is too drunk or stoned to know if he's with a girl or a boy. avon girls can be found with short skirts tight tops trying to remember if they had there std check lately this std breeding ground famous for turned up collars, pink shirts, and Ab & fich clothes

Dude i'm like sooooooooooooo totaly wasted the avon high school fooball team like .........lets go to the hockey game

by AHS 06 Grad December 9, 2007

AVON DON

Avon Don: A classification of heterosexual male that openly embraces a cosmopolitan urban lifestyle featuring expensive haircuts, designer suits, trendy dining, and occasional spa treatments. Appears to possess openly gay tendencies but is in fact very straight.

Check out Karl leaving the spa with a new manicure and leather handbag. What an Avon Don!

by badjad November 5, 2003

avon old farms

noun - 1. prep school for the wicked smaaht and the hahdest teachers filled with 12 year olds all the way up to 20 year olds. Grade "A" hockey school that always beats salisbury. Pastels are common currency among the boys, if pastels are not available barter may be performed using porters and walkers "girls". Aspirando et persevererando which translates roughly to "when in doubt, beat one out" or in modern vernacular "if it don't fit in the hole, push harder"
2. "where the boys are boys and so are the girls"

B dizzle: ayo youngin
McCord: ahdaieandakeah
B dizzle:aholla son
McCord:aiamn aewa l;a dwi
Andre: give me the ball, yo!
Dean Jimmy "Napoleon" Detora: What the god damn hell god dammit god damn Andre God dammit

by Dr. Bon Bon '05 El Tegre '05 Boomer the Barbarian 05' April 14, 2005

Avon Old Farms

An prestigious all-boys prep school located in Avon, Connecticut where the lads fuck the hot Porter's girls and not the skank Walker's girls. These winged beavers are known throughout New England as an exceptional hockey team which will always triumph over Salibury, a school located at the tip of CT, better known as no where. Due to common misconception, AOF does not contain in its premises, homosexuals or protitutes.

"Dude those Porter's girls are so hot for us!"
"We're Avon Old Farms, let's grind their asses."
"Hell yeah."

by anonononimous January 20, 2008

Avon Lake

A small town in northeast Ohio, next to Lake Erie, where nothing ever happens. There are four elementary schools, two middle, a high school and a private school. The school system and music program are very good, and students are generally academically higher than average.

Home of the Shoremen and Shoregals, colors maroon and gold.

Four seasons: Winter usually lasts from early November until late March, but only snow in January-March. Summer lasts from mid May until mid September.

avon lake ohio

by morgo7kc April 18, 2011

avon old farms

An all guys boarding school, where most boys end up at college, harvard, yale, columbia, pennslyvania. All extremely smart,and are smart enough not to go to a dick school like salisbury. Always Wins In hockey. And seems to be growing rapidly in all sports.

AOF GUY: Hmm Im going to harvard and i have three girls in my bed

Salisbury Idiot: Oh, im going to university of ohio, but i got one of my boyz in my bed

by Blue April 25, 2005

Avon Old Farms

Avon Old Farms is a boarding school for young men smack dab in Avon Connecticut. One is apt to find jocks, preps, stoners and alchoholics alike in this STD breeding haven. The typical Avon boy is most likely to be found with a drink in one hand, a slut in the other and their varying range of pastel pants.

This AOF dude is totally smokin!

by - Porter's Girl April 7, 2005