AVS

1) Cavernous and roast beef-like;
2) having blue waffle-like symptoms after 5 months of development;
3) from 7-9 months, AVS will form into a black hole with teeth, which results in a penis-encrusted vagina;
4) a peni tree begins to form after 1 year of development;
5) 6 weeks are needed for the peni tree to fully develop;
6) After a fully developed peni tree, the AVS will go into hibernation for 6-8 weeks;
7) after, the AVS becomes so contagious that physical, mental, or emotional contact is dangerous;
FYI) If a baby is born during any developmental stage of AVS, the baby will turn into a peni tree, so pregnancy is strictly reserved for those who do not have AVS.

FYI 2) AVS is also referred to as Amy's Vagina Syndrome

Amy: Do you want to come to a party
Caleb: No! You whore! You have AVS!
Amy: What's that?!
Caleb: You eat dicks with your vagina and grow peni trees out of it.

Amy: but my vagina is so cavernous and roast beef-like!
Caleb: Exactly...

by MLDP inc. January 11, 2011

AVS

Adult Viriginity Syndrome.
Refers to any person over the age of 30 who has yet to lose their V Card, which is sad.

Aaron: Yo I heard that George has AVS
Joe: Well he does have a micro-penis so I’m not surprised.

by tinsle.teeth November 14, 2018

av

available

(GROUP CHAT)

luis - hey guys do you want to play a game of poker round my house this evening?

oli- yeh mate in av

nic- av

ben- av

sam- sorry i cant make it

by cheesemucher02 March 20, 2023

Av

When average is just to hard to say.

Pj's eyelashes are Av.

Julies eyelashes are even more Av!

by Julie Quintanilla March 04, 2008

av

shorter (lazier) way to say "have."

me m8s and me av to smoke dem cigs.

by International Bad Boy September 08, 2004

av

Short for avatar, a big icon

I like your av. It's very nice

by anonymousana May 22, 2005

AV

One who is an eternal loner, always philosophical about life and often obsessed with the size of his shit logs.

"Dude....you seem really depressed. Stop being such an AV"

by sledge_h March 15, 2008