Autopilot

The lovely ability to pee and use both of your hands simultaneously to do other things (applicable to both male and females.)

E.g. Reading the paper,talking on the phone, playing Temple Run.

Playing a game that requires both of ones hands whilst peeing? I'll just put it on Autopilot

by MonkeyMan91 March 8, 2012

Audiophile

Someone who has sexual relations with speakers and / or headphones.

Guess what John is an Audiophile! His wife caught him with his penis in the subwoofer.

by Frank Barnes March 4, 2022

Aussophile

One who resides outside of Australia and is totally obsessed with everything to do with the country. They embrace everything that has do with Australia, including Aussie culture, accent, movies, food, history, slang, music, etc.

Jessica always wears that shirt with the Australian flag on it. She also is constantly watching Aussie movies and she flirts with Aussie men online. She's a total Aussophile!

by BranDE February 27, 2014

Phone Autopilot

Wandering around at random without paying attention when you're carrying on a phone conversation. Total unawareness of where you're going, what you're doing, or what's going on around you.

(hangs up, looks around) How did I get all the way out here? Must've been on phone autopilot.

Person1: Alex just walked into the room and looked right at me taking cash out of his wallet, I'm so busted!
Person2: Nah, he's just on phone autopilot, he didn't really notice.

You have to stop cleaning while you're on phone autopilot, I just found my car keys in the refrigerator.

by ludlow9 February 1, 2012

autosmiley

The tendency of instant message software like Yahoo to turn groups of characters into smileys that you didn't want to be smileys, making it difficult to get your point across.

I tried to IM "Nice ass! (*)" to someone and it changed the (*) into a lame star smiley.

by OffroadGirl March 1, 2005

autopilot

Used for the professional drunk. When you drink so much and so often you function even when you are blackout drunk. You are so good at it your friends and even professional bartenders can't tell you should have been cut off 5 drinks ago. You continue to talk and walk but have no idea what you are saying or doing. This also makes for fun Sherlock holmes mornings.

Man I was on autopilot last night, where did I get this fez?

by cafiend March 27, 2008

autopilot

something done automatically with limited self-awareness

It was an autopilot move when pulled the blender out to make the drink.

by The Return of Light Joker November 4, 2011