autograt

a tip that is included as a charge on a restaurant bill rather than left to a diner's discretion.

The Cooker: "those fuckers just took off without leaving the bartender a tip."
Pete Dick: "well, not really, they just think they did, I could see that based on their ethnicity that they were not going to leave her anything so I told her to put on an autograt."
Bartender: "you guys were right, I owe you a free pitcher."

by Pete Dick March 21, 2008

Autocraphelia

One who wishes to have intercourse sex with, on or in a vehicle. Road, marine or otherwise.

Mike penetrates the fuel tank of his vehicle in an act of autocraphelia

by Ismaybeaprincess March 24, 2005

assographer

Asseographer. Ass-og-rapher.

A brutha who is very skilled in the art of taking photos of bootys at just the right angle to make them look hella bootylicious.

"Damn jenko that girl got a phat ass, she should be a model.. That booty need a

assographer."
"Holla a wizzle he's the best assographer On the westside"

by Ristipac May 22, 2017

audiographic memory

When you can remember all the audible sounds you heard. This includes quotes, lyrics, gossip and various parts of conversations that you can later use to impress/ use against your boyfriend/girlfriend. But usually boyfriends. Guys cant use this much cause for some reason they tend to forget things which they should remember and just appear to be dumbass-es.

Me: Wow you have ummm an audiographic memory?!
Her: Haina?
Me: I know right!
Her: Hanh na :P

by Haze-o-lus June 13, 2011

autotroph

an organism that is able to form nutritional organic substances from simple inorganic substances such as carbon dioxide.

A plant is a Autotroph

by Lydibugs February 12, 2018

autorap

A horrible auto tune app that records your voice and turns it into a rap song. It is used by black people who have diabetes

Guy 1: I heard Tyrone making an autorap the other day.
Guy 2: How big is Tyrone again?

by I can smell you January 4, 2017

Autographs

A female's scratch marks that she leaves on your back after a pleasing sexual expierence.

guy A-Dude Becky's autographs might turn out to be permenent

guy B-Damn she made u bleed?

guy A-Mhmm

guy c-(casually walks by)shouldnt of fucked her so hard

by FoBo February 14, 2006