audiophile

A person who watches gizaudio reviews on youtube and then buys a pair of $500+ iems and then starts listening to very bassy music and jerks off.

Hey you know Cammy? He’s a total audiophile!

by icecolddrinks July 25, 2023

Artiphilia

A lover of works of art.

John, I enjoy having artiphilia, because it is one way appreciating the creativity of humanity.

by Smartteaser192 August 26, 2009

Artaphile

Funny word for artist

Jonah:he should become an artaphile
Liam:what is that

Jonah: look on urban dictionary

by Jonah_tessler August 4, 2020

Asiphile

A yellow bone boy lives off umbali noSne lies about how good he is with girls usually short and talks A lot he very rude and loud has weird hair and fucked up breathe...he is a good person to be around until he starts being himself

Asiphile is so annoying

I think he's been raped in his ass

by Inyanga 1 February 28, 2022

autiphrenia

The combination of disorders known as ”schizophrenia” and ”autism”. The idea of the two being the same was made by intellect Chris Cantelmo, and was a large part of his religion, cantelmoism. It was Also believed that Autiphreniacs were sent by god to show the truth to other humans.

Hey! I have Autiphrenia.

by sebcor October 7, 2022

Autophiliastore

Autophiliastore

Autophiliastore sources aftermarket car accessories online

by Autophilia for the love of car December 24, 2022

Audiophile

An insufferable person, very similar to cycling enthusiasts who can't shut the fuck up about some part or piece of gear.
Likely to recommend overpriced audio equipment, goes to a party and comments on sound quality.

Frequently preys on normal people (and/or musicians) looking to buy normal, reasonably priced equipment.

If confronted with audiophiles, consider the following steps:
Doff ear protection.
Ensure that the audiophile is not wearing ear protection.
Rattle off some extremely loud firearms, explosives, fireworks, etc.
The audiophile is now (equalized).

Not to be confused with pedophile, although there is likely some overlap.

John is an Audiophile, he is a knobhead.

by nexair_fantastica January 13, 2024