Protects all of the kiddos and drinks vodka. Steals her daughter’s clothes and loves pineapples( only when soaked in vodka)
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Someone: *slaps silver*
Auntie Masa: *becomes succubus form* DON'T DO THAT TO MY NIECE AGAIN! *kills Someone*
Auntie Masa: *becomes succubus form* DON'T DO THAT TO MY NIECE AGAIN! *kills Someone*
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Get the auntie j's mug.The female rendition of Chuck Norris. She can make flag necklaces from Oshkosh, Wisconsin, with her feet, while making quesadillas and instructing others how to make the flags. In short, she is a walking, talking legend. A prodigy, a master of the arts, and an auntie.
Bill: Holy $*&@*(&*% did you see that?
Bob: Did I see what?
Bill: Look! A living, breathing legend!
Bob: Don't you mean an Auntie Helen?
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Only Auntie Helen can be in two places at once, Glance at the name of a sonata and play it, and cook friggin awesome quesadillas, and teach a choir all at once. She poops gold, and turns dirt into gold. She doesn't clean dirt, the dirt turns clean for her. Her insult is a compliment, and every word she speaks are proverbs, and they all rhyme.
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Bob: Did I see what?
Bill: Look! A living, breathing legend!
Bob: Don't you mean an Auntie Helen?
ex 2.
Only Auntie Helen can be in two places at once, Glance at the name of a sonata and play it, and cook friggin awesome quesadillas, and teach a choir all at once. She poops gold, and turns dirt into gold. She doesn't clean dirt, the dirt turns clean for her. Her insult is a compliment, and every word she speaks are proverbs, and they all rhyme.
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auntie, juman, helen, choir, pathfinders, loma, linda, filipino, breanainn, figueras, mardon, abesamis, cj, vasquez, quesadillas, cheese, secret, ingredient, corn, hot cocoa, royce, olarte, wiljon guarin, kaitlyn napod, ledy ann, cordero, samantha, hernando, darryl, kyle, magno, clash of the titans, oshkosh, 2010, flags, crafts, filipino,
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Auntie Fun Gal came over to see my mother. When I told her my mother wasn't home, she sucked my cock instead!
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Yassicussy: (In a phone call) SHELL, OUR NEIGHBORHOOD`S UNDER QUARANTINE BECAUSE THEY SPOTTED THAT MONSTER AUNTIE IYA
Shellena: Omg...That is is extremely horrifying...I pray for all of us here.... I hope she-
Auntie Iya: Hope she does what, Shelley? hmhmhmhmhm~
Shellena: OMGGGG!!!!!!! AAAA- *phone call ends*
Shellena: Omg...That is is extremely horrifying...I pray for all of us here.... I hope she-
Auntie Iya: Hope she does what, Shelley? hmhmhmhmhm~
Shellena: OMGGGG!!!!!!! AAAA- *phone call ends*
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