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St. Augustine Prep 

An overpriced school in Richland NJ. Parents send their kids there to recieve a good "education" and for the "brotherhood". More penis' have been drawn inside this school then in any other institution in America. The alleged "Dick Bandit" drew dicks on cieling tiles, tests, walls, lockers, and even drew an 18 foot mack daddy along-side one of the traielrs. May "dick Bandit" or "Boner Bandit" be forever remembered. The education at St. Augustine is mainly a joke. Freshman and Sophomore years are a little challenging, but the second half of H.S. is a joke. I havent taken any notes since November. Also, the prized "Richland Rowdies" are dying, seniors go to games and maybe two other kids. The Prep is going down the tube thats for sure. The glory days that my brother told me have forever passed. Such things as cookie time and the reverred "Gauntlet". One of the priests keeps a dog who has to be about 18 or 19 years old. You can see her brain when she waddles on by. The teachers at the Prep are excellent, but mainly fradulent. Especially the teacher of Accounting and Finance. He sucks himself offon a daily basis One of the greatest teachers at the Prep would have to be a Louis Renzulli. The Man.
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Saint Augustine Prep Soccer 

The best high school soccer team in New Jersey. They won the Cape-Atlantic League Title, South Jersey Title, Coaches Cup Title, and the New Jersey Non-Public A State Title in 2011. They won the Star Ledger award as best team in New Jersey in 2011.

They beat St. Joes Metuchen in the South Jersey Championship game.

And

They shutout the Pingry School 2-0 in the New Jersey State Championship game.

They have 5 state championships and are without a doubt the most legitimate high school soccer team in South Jersey.
Guy 1: Hey, the Saint Augustine Prep Soccer isn't that good and doesn't play anyone good anyway, so who cares?

Guy 2: Oh, well they went 25-1, and they shut out Pingry 2-0 in the state final this year...

Guy 1: Pingry's not even that good, so whatever man.

Guy 2: Oh well ESPN thought they were good, they ranked them 18th best high school soccer team in the country.

Guy 1: Oh...my bad.

saint augustine high school 

high school in flawda. full of druggies, spikey dog color bitches, and anti masking rednecks. there is not a day that goes by that i don’t hear slurs from cisgender white peoples mouths. if you go to saint augustine high school, i’m sorry. if you don’t go to saint augustine high school, i’m sorry.
do u go to saint augustine high school?
“yes”
oh, sorry.

St.augustine high 

A school full of a bunch of furries. Crap, well most of it is short faggots with big cocks and good at sports. All the girls here are hoes so don’t try nothing with them. We beat everyone in sports and cock sizes. A bunch of dirty faggots in daddy’s money.
What school you go to?
St.Augustine high.
Well, I guess your a bitch.
St.augustine high by ClappedShitbox February 2, 2022

Aryan Augustine 

Aryan is a very kind person with really nice mind, he is mentally unstable but still tries to remain sane.
hey Aryan Augustine wanna grab shawarma
yea man 5 mins

st augustine secondary school 

these girls are hoes some of these gyal have the whole of form 1 block on lockdown the football team does run through these gyal like is they hobby
Amari: Aye look caileigh with justin
Jashon: Ent she was now with Christian
Jeremiah: Yea she isa st augustine secondary school gyal