Attack on Titan

One of the best anime shows of the year 2013 by production I.G. The graphics and atmosphere will blow your minds out but the theme has raised debates. It's one of those shows where tons of people die in battles, including your favorite ones, so if you really hate that, you might not want to watch it.

I'm not gonna give out any kind of spoilers, not even the summary, because it's more fun to watch if you don't have any idea about what you're going to see. If you're that eager for a summary, go read the wikipedia page.

Dude 1: Yo, checked out Attack on Titan yet?
Dude 2: I told you I can't stand the horror genre.
Dude 1: Too bad man, you have no clue what you're missing.

by klaxon September 16, 2013

AM attack

Where you arise and are drunk from 10 to noon. You have to be tanked by noon, or the name is useless. Everyone should drink during the day atleast once, and this is a solid start. Everyone needs to start somewhere, but if you think that this is your penultimate, crowning achievement in drinking you are a hack. The lesser of its two brothers, the 'Rise and Souse' and the mighty 'Early Bird.'

You: So I got up this morning and got to work on my bottle. An 'AM attack' sure helps with the laundry!

Short, talking pedestal: Uh, buddy, you need to be in a car to be in the drive thru. Leave or come in to order.

You: Right on.

by GregTheDrinker October 18, 2008

Sheer Heart Attack

Sheer heart attack is Killer queens second bomb which is heat-seeking and will kick your ass

Sheer heart attack slowly drives towards heat to explode

by NOT Akibi April 30, 2019

Mud Shark Attack

The situation when a Mud Shark Momma iniates a confrontation/fight with an offending person, other female, or ignorant child which whom has made fun of, discriminated against, or physically abused the Oreo child/mud baby of the Mud Shark Momma.

Christine: Your kid just called my baby girl a halfrican, I'm gonna mud shark attack your ass and whip all around this project jungle gym

Kelli: Oh well, my daughter just tells it like it is. Better take your mud shark trash ass back to the crib and collect your government check and food stamps.

by pureplaya99 January 1, 2012

shark attack 3

the most bushiest movie of all time. sharks that growl like tigers, strange random people with horns (or a huge pimple), random church scenes, people driving ski-doo's into sharks mouths, most one line cheesy lines of all time, words that don't match the actors mouths, pictures that crop your finger from the shot automatically, telling people not to do sexy things 5000 feet in the ocean, boats with infinite full throttle, the most epic use of the word shit, fake stock footage, random sex scenes (fishing for marlin????), subs with Nintendo controllers and can launch torpedoes somehow that magically detach from the ship.

actual quote in shark attack 3:

girl-im exhausted

guy- yea me too but you know i'm really wired. whatdoya say i take you home and eat your pussy?

cut to sex shower scene...

by datdick October 8, 2011

Attack on Titan

A highly popular anime/manga series about giant naked people with no private parts that don't need to eat come attack a city and eat people because they want to. But the army goes and tries to kill them, only 75% die. Except Eren who must be like Jesus or a Timelord or something.

Attack on Titan is one of the best things Japan has done.

by IamTheTrueTitanCereal May 30, 2015

robot unicorn attack

the definition of FUN. chase your dreams of gliding with dolphins as a robot unicorn that jumps with rainbows and smashes through stars while listening to a very catchy tune that is as hilarious and addictive as the game. after hours of non-top playing you will find yourself singing "open your eyes and see, that your eyes are open"

status update:
reached 100,000 on robot unicorn attack today after 3 hours of game play
comment:

bet you cant beat 123,000 bitch. I chase my dreams better than you on my iphone now

by nasthia861 July 8, 2010