Odds predicting extremely unlikely results or events, like rainfall in deserts, or odds predicting one particular result among countless (an astronomical amount of) other possibilities, e.g., a lottery.
The astronomical odds predicting the remote chance of a meteorite crashing into your home are no cause for concern.
by Kurapika June 12, 2014
Get the astronomical odds mug.by Matt Norwood December 17, 2003
Get the astronomicalofugus mug.Related Words
*After seeing a friend do 7 backflips off a jump, jumping off his bike, swinging on a vine, kicking off a tree, getting back on his bike in midair, and pulling a wheelie on the side of the cliff to the bottom while a rock slide chases him.
And he lands it.*
Person: *speechless*... ASTRONOMICAL EPIC WIN!!!
And he lands it.*
Person: *speechless*... ASTRONOMICAL EPIC WIN!!!
by Lol-a-rama November 3, 2009
Get the Astronomical Epic Win mug.The really geeky, nerdy, dweeby, and vomit-inducing phrases that nerds try to use to pick up sexy ladies.
Astronomical one-liners
"Hey sexy lady? Are you interested in astronomy? How about tonight you let me look at Uranus? I heard it's hard to find, but well worth the effort!"
"Excuse me lovely lady? Are you from Venus? Because you are so HOT! Did you know Venus has the hottest surface temperature? Just like you baby!"
"Hello sweet lady - there's no star-gazing like seeing you!"
"Hey baby - how about we go outside tonight? I heard that there's a full moon out."
"Hey lovely lady, you see that star up there in the sky? It's called Aldebaran, and it means lovely lady. Just like you."
"Hello sexy lady! How about tonight I teach you about the Big Bang theory? I can show you how those explosions made the whole universe!"
"Hello, sweet honey cupcake! Baby, how about tonight we go out and look at all the constellations? Tonight the Big Dipper is up - so what do you say. How about some big spooning honey?"
"Hey sexy lady? Are you interested in astronomy? How about tonight you let me look at Uranus? I heard it's hard to find, but well worth the effort!"
"Excuse me lovely lady? Are you from Venus? Because you are so HOT! Did you know Venus has the hottest surface temperature? Just like you baby!"
"Hello sweet lady - there's no star-gazing like seeing you!"
"Hey baby - how about we go outside tonight? I heard that there's a full moon out."
"Hey lovely lady, you see that star up there in the sky? It's called Aldebaran, and it means lovely lady. Just like you."
"Hello sexy lady! How about tonight I teach you about the Big Bang theory? I can show you how those explosions made the whole universe!"
"Hello, sweet honey cupcake! Baby, how about tonight we go out and look at all the constellations? Tonight the Big Dipper is up - so what do you say. How about some big spooning honey?"
by Adel7 December 28, 2007
Get the astronomical one-liners mug.When this is said, it refers to lots of voices playing in your head at once. You want them to stop talking as they’re annoying you or simply won’t shut up. Sometimes it can be used to express feelings, if you have a massive crush on someone you’d say the phrase.
Guy: I kind of like you
Girl: *takes a screenshot and sends to a friend* The volume in here is astronomical
OR
Guy: Wait what i thought you said-
Girl: The volume in here is astronomical
Girl: *takes a screenshot and sends to a friend* The volume in here is astronomical
OR
Guy: Wait what i thought you said-
Girl: The volume in here is astronomical
by cayden is thick June 6, 2020
Get the the volume in here is astronomical mug.The economy of space.
Jack: You see stardust went down six points today?
Desquarius: yeah it sucks man, that's astronomics.
Desquarius: yeah it sucks man, that's astronomics.
by Yi Z May 23, 2013
Get the Astronomics mug.ASTRONOMIC CHOOPSS.
there are normall choopsss, sumgood shitt
butt astronomic chopps iss likeee choppin a mix of jesus and fergie.
wind
fire
crazy wheels
there are normall choopsss, sumgood shitt
butt astronomic chopps iss likeee choppin a mix of jesus and fergie.
wind
fire
crazy wheels
mike: yo wanna get some chops?
bruno: how bout some astronomic chops?
mike: ohhh shitttttt!
chops wind fire crazy wheels
bruno: how bout some astronomic chops?
mike: ohhh shitttttt!
chops wind fire crazy wheels
by Mikey Bruno March 5, 2011
Get the Astronomic Chop mug.