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Asthma Attack

a wheezing turtle.

- a person with asthma who has a bad attack and can't catch their breath enough and they start to wheeze and get slow like a turtle. more of a metaphor "wheezing turtle". just saying how asthmatics are dissabled and slow in a way they don't breathe.

- asthmatic person.
Oh my god you guys she was running the mile and became a wheezing turtle when she had an asthma attack.
by unfaithful32195 March 24, 2010
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asthma pump

another name for an inhaler used to treat asthma
GP: some random paul wall song came on spotify and he calls an inhaler an "asthma pump"
AK:That's what most people from the hood call it I learned. Idk where they got that from
GP: TIL
by ICP_Fan42069 October 9, 2019
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Asthma Chicken

paCOCK uhhhhhhhhh
a noise alicia tends to make :)
Alicia needed her inhaler so bad, but she couldn't find it so when she #squealed she sounded like an #asthma chicken
by bryanna5624 May 2, 2018
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Asthma_19

This word defines if you have asthma during the Covid_19 pandemic and you cough at all (example: running from your car to the store) people will try to avoid you because asthma coughs sound like a respiratory diseased person coughing. The people that seen you cough believe you have the virus, but you just have asthma.
" Oh my lord, Asthma_19 is scary!"
Sorry, no I don't have covid, it's just Asthma_19."
by QwizzedOur December 20, 2020
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Asthma Almond

A very swag person who likes throwing carrots at people more specifically Taarika Kaur Fish Gills
by terracotta123 May 13, 2022
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Dick-Induced Asthma

When a person experiences asthma symptoms, such as coughing and/or wheezing, during or after the act of fellatio.
Guy 1: Hey man, want to suck my dick?
Guy 2: I'd love to but I have dick-induced asthma.
by Robsworld6 January 17, 2013
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Reggie Lewis Asthma

a disease consisting of coughing fits one develops after running a race in the wonderfully crowded, stuffed, and smelly reggie lewis center.
call 911 i just finished the 600 and i can't breathe, must be the "Reggie Lewis Asthma"
by track123 January 14, 2009
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