astitious

A custom made tinfoil hat used to keep the government from reading your mind.

It's the government man, there trying to keep us down man. they got all sorts of stuff to read your brain waves in the NSA. Thats why i bought an astitious.

by TZT April 24, 2006

asteriks

The thing that pisses all gamers off when they get extremely frusterated and start spamming the most vile and horrid combinations of words ever and never are able to express themselves clearly because of these annoying little stars that substitute for the word

Corey: I JUST OWNED YOU SOO HARD NOOB!

Joey: WHAT!?!?! YOU ** **** ******** ******

Corey: Wtf?

Joey: **** asteriks...

by Corios March 30, 2009

Asterous

Aster means something bad so a disaster is something good

This is asterous

by Dictionary man to da rescue February 27, 2019

class a asteriods

music of the highest quality/degree

have you heard of class a asteriods? they're a killer band. too bad the lead singer is an ASSHOLE.

by mockingjay April 14, 2010

Asterios

This word means "star" in Greek and it is used as a name

-What's your name?
-Asterios

by atso200 November 20, 2021

asterios

this kid has the fattest cock ever he sends hoes to the hospital with it

there goes a fucking enourmous penis it must be asterios

by kooklkid with a fat dick November 24, 2021

Astarious

Slang meaning "stupidly funny." Assumed to be a combination of hilarious and hysterical. Created by gen Alpha

"Did you see Jenn perform last night? That set was astarious!"

by BabeLolbae May 26, 2024