Fat Assing

Verb. To carry out activities that may result in one's heine increasing in size, such activities include; eating large amounts of fatty foods, and sitting at home playing computer games all day.

John: I'm going to order 3 pizzas, then consume them all whilst playing COD4

Claire: Stop Fat Assing, you'll become a Fat Ass

by Dorrrraaaaaa July 1, 2009

multi-assing

v. to continue sexual relations with multiple partners simultaneously, a la Tiger Woods.

Man, Tiger was multi-assing all those bitches!

by Staypuft75 December 15, 2009

Full-assing

When you have so much shit to do, that you have no choice but to full-ass all day, even if it means no batin'.

Man, I was full-assing it all day, I didn't even have time to pull a houdini on your mom.

by booty_jiggler69 March 9, 2009

barrel-assing

Going ridiculously fast, preferably down hill.

So i was on my sled, right, and i was barrel-assing down the hill...

or

Woah.. did you see that Viper go barrel-assing past us?

by Goldphishe August 24, 2004

assfingers

Coined in the late 90s, this term capably describes the best person in the universe.

assfingers is great and andamaroo is not.

by assFACE November 15, 2004

ram assing

Ram Assing - Driving fast trying to get to your destination, only to be blocked by slow drivers. Speeding up, getting on their ass, and swerving into the other lane to pass them. Usually makes riders very nervous.

"I'm just ram assing around trying to get to you." "We got time, what the fuck you ram assing for?"

by Stevesbella June 6, 2016

dragon assing

When you eat spicy food, and the next time you deficate it feels like fire is coming out of your ass.

I ate some spicy food last night , and all day I have been dragon assing.

by Patcheese June 1, 2016