assious

pronoun - describes a living thing with a nice butt

Yo B, that girl is assious!

by Slicxey March 17, 2009

Assmouse Cheesepants

One who is an Assmouse wearing Cheesepants. Or one who is the "wanna be" of the group, and is always bugging you for a nickname. Assmouse Cheesepants is the perfect solution for such a friend.

Jon: C'mon guys give me a nick name!
Ken: Dude just shut up.
Larry: Ok fine Jon. You're now Assmouse Cheesepants.

by Nigwar October 28, 2006

assrush

To be in a big ass rush with no time to utter the word "big"

I can't talk now, I'm in an assrush

by Chevin 3000 March 7, 2009

asscusations

when you make an ass out of yourself trying to blame others or call someone out

Swizz - "Hey Pip why did you eat my leftovers from Changs?"

Pip - "You ate it when we got back from the bar last night, quit making asscusations"

by jiggoswizzle July 19, 2011

Asspussy

A sexual organ that is a result of the anus and vagina fusing to create an "asspussy" hybrid. The asspussy can be found near the taint.

Fuck me in in my asspussy

by Laggie June 12, 2010

Assbuster

1.) Doing something that requires more work than one can handle, i.e. "bustin' ass"

2.) When one sits on a sharp or pointy object and gets their ass injured

That was a real assbuster

by WhoCares22 April 20, 2011

ascouser

wheel thief, someone who will steal anything from anyone at anytime.

keep your hands in your pockets he is ascouser

by mark dingwall May 13, 2005