ass munch

PRICK wjo eats ass for a living.

newman you fu*king ass munch!

by ashley brooke May 11, 2004

ass munch

n.
A looser tring to be cool.

Girl1: did you see who that looser kid was tring to hang out with today?
Girl2: ya. what an ass munch...

by Lord Fartsalot April 21, 2006

asspunch

fisting when necessary

"I'd like to asspunch her for fun. You, on the other hand, I want to ass punch without wearing a glove, then wipe all over your mouth"

by Onionbag January 6, 2007

assmuncher

matt hyndman

what's that assmuncher's name?
why its matt hyndman the original assmuncher!

by Anonymous April 7, 2003

assmuncher

Louis Martinez

by Anonymous November 4, 2003

asspunch

an insult directed to someone who messed up. background me and my friends

quit being an asspunch you lost the keys now find them

by jerome October 17, 2004

assmnuch

A mediocre white man who constantly interrupts a much more qualified female lawyer to explain the law to her.

That assmnuch really thinks being a white man makes him entitled to rewrite the entire law

by Aunt Tifa Lockhart December 3, 2020