assjacket

1) a person who is all ass inside. Only skin covers this fact.

2) dork or nerd who ties his sweater around his waist

1) You forgot to zip up your assjacket, boss.

2) That assjacket couldn't get laid at a Star Trek convention.

by Loogy June 5, 2011

Assjack

Jack-ass done better. Basically, someone who gets on your nerves so much, it's like a car jack being used on your anus.

"You're such a freakin' assjack." Obviously.

by Robert Akins July 25, 2004

assjacket

This is the act of wiping your sweaty, quivering, pink cornhole with a chef's jacket you are about to return to a kitchen you're no longer employed at. Best if used in a spiteful manner.

"That cocksucker who fired me is wearing the ASSJACKET...I can still see corn on the sleeve."

by Jetskilz February 15, 2009

ajacked

the art of pouring 32 oz bottles of "AJAX" liquid hand wash into fountains and watching them bubble

Sir, your fountain has just been ajacked by a few dipshit kids.

by Jim and Chris July 8, 2003

Assjack

a person that so offends every bodily sense, this person often acts like a buffoon and cannot commit to the social norm. this person is therefore sensually offense, dim witted, physically unfit and is desired by only the most munterish of woman and must have a form of disability that inhibits their motor skills by making their hands constantly click and this kind of person usually has a fat waste of oxygen family.

me: hey assjack

assjack: derpa herpa clickity click

friend: u dumb

assjack: that dont say dumb thats dum B

friend: *punch in face*

by DrToeFingers November 21, 2011

assjack

The backwards form of the favorite word jackass, originating from the show Everybody Loves Raymond.

That dude is such an assjack!

by MSN April 20, 2006

assjack

Gaelic for knobgobbler.

You assjack, quit being a silly poon

by hydroponics May 26, 2003