Asshat

When a person has his head so far up his ass that it appears he is wearing it as a hat.

Tom Friedman was wearing his asshat when he wrote that column about Egypt.

by Brother Muslimhood December 14, 2011

Asshat

A group of politicians is known as an "asshat". The place where they "work"<sic> (Congress, House of Commons, senate, etc) is known as an "asshattery". And what they do is known as "asshattedness".

A large asshat of politicians gathered at the asshattery today to engage in further asshattedness, which resulted in them stealing more taxpayers money.

by KJ71 May 12, 2014

Asshat

A newer, weirder way to say that somebody has their head up their ass. It's dead now because it was on the OC.

Dude, you're an asshat.

by Pepsi X-treme July 24, 2008

Asshat

Asshat |Noun| One who has their head in their ass, thus wearing it as a hat. Asshat.

"Can you get your head to of your ass? It's not a hat."

Meaning their ass is jealous of all the shit they talk.

Asshat |Noun| One who has their head in their ass, thus wearing it as a hat. Asshat.

by Madz Tv February 20, 2017

Asshat

N; A person whose upper torso exists solely to decorate their own ass; in essence, their attractive lower body and its' usefulness is the sole reason for the upper half's existence.

He doesn't have to understand metaphors, he's an asshat.

by Banjodanger April 19, 2013

Asshat

Adj. A word used to describe someone who has no clue, has their head up their ass, and is a dick about it. Especially popular in gamer circles.

gamer1: Dude WTF, you just KS'd me!?

gamer2: It's called respawn, say hello to it for me asshat.

by Firefighter X March 14, 2010

Asshat

When a condom gets lost inside of your ass, and after when you try to shit it out the the little bit of latex that dangles out of your asshole,it is called an asshat.

"He was embarrassed about the asshat he just could not get rid of."

by Nightember July 5, 2009