assdana

A long sleeve shirt a woman ties around her waist while working out, or otherwise wearing skin-tight pants, to hide her ass.

Did you see the girl on the treadmill wearing the assdana? Why the hell wear skin-tight pants if you also have to wear an assdana?

by sh4nn0nm November 12, 2011

assadonic

Beyond sardonic. Characterized by being extremely cynical, scornful, and mocking while having an assinine undertone.

Chad's attitude moved beyond sarcasm to assadonic after working with a bunch of dumbasses.

Chad wore an assadonic grin while mocking his bossses.

by Andi Seger April 8, 2008

Assmonger

A homosexual male who hoards large amounts of man-ass for personal use. Derrogatory term used much like 'bitch'

son of an assmonger!

that janitor's starting to scare me. i think he's an assmonger.

by Jonathan Roland November 25, 2003

assmonkey

1.Someone that asks stupid questions.
2.A complete idiot.

'That guy is such an AssMonkey!'

by MINIxxx January 5, 2006

Assonance

Why the fuck are you searching this on Urban Ditionary, You got problems!!

The relatively close juxtaposition of the same or similar vowel sounds, but with different end consonants in a line or passage, thus a vowel rhyme, as in the words, date and fade.

example of assonance "that dolphin-torn, that gong-tormented sea"

by Varun.B.S May 16, 2006

Ashdon

He’s the sweetest guy u will ever meet. But he doesn’t pay attention to u a lot but he definitely cares about u. He is cute, sweet and caring toward people he loves. Never lose him.

- omg do u know Ashdon?

by fieldhockey1989 January 19, 2019

Assmonkey

Someone justified as an idiot.Literal terms would be the ass of a monkey.

Gosh, Jonathan! You're such an assmonkey!

by Samantha Sanchez aka Sammy October 31, 2008