Assphincter

One who talks out their asshole.

Ted was a total assphincter at the party.

by Puddyboot September 30, 2017

Nathan Alschinger

The most AMAZING guy you would ever meet. He is perfect in every single way. He is witty and smart and cute and very loveable. He makes a great boyfriend and any girl that gets to have him will never ever want to lose him. He is truely amazing. He laughs at anything, can make you happy when your down, is ticklish and loves hugs and kisses. He is different from most guys and that is why you have to love him.

Girl 1: Is that Nathan Alschinger?

Girl 2: Why yes it is, he is truely amazing.

by tartar99 April 25, 2010

asschonger

someone who likes to chong ass eg homo oral sex via the butt-hole

guy 1: dude that guy just looked at me in the showers
guy 2: dont make eye contact he's probably an asschonger

by Ian cott-to the -am November 3, 2010

Asschitecture

Butt cheeks shaped building design.

Check that asschitecture out!

by insertopinionhere[ ] May 13, 2016

assthing

Something that pisses you off

"Why won't you work you stupid assthing," Mychie yells at the Roku box.

by ToraKet March 1, 2016

asschan

Kacchan... but with.. ass

Person 1: HEY LOOK IT ASSCHAN
Person 2: ASSCHAN I LOVE YOUR FATASS

by Hahbdbdx May 4, 2021

Aqschin

A man who has all the qualities a woman is looking for (including a big dick)but she can't have.

The new guy in the office is a total Aqschin.

by Dontcare2001 November 20, 2021