Assassination Attempt

When you dont trust a suspicious fart, and are able to make it to a bathroom and not shit your pants.

Friend: Where's Joey?
Other Friend: He's recovering from an Assassination Attempt.

by Techpony September 3, 2012

Anal Assassinator

When someone fucks a woman's ass so hard the ass turns red and when the male ejaculates, it completely fills her up and some cum squirts out of the ass.

Jeff: I don't like to brag, but, her ass was as red as a cherry.

Bob: I never knew you were an anal assassinator.

by The Mokey October 17, 2016

Ass assassinate

To perform anal sex.

Boy A: Hey B, Where's your girlfriend?

Boy B: She's not here today, she's on crutches.

Boy A: What happened?

Boy B: Oh, I ass assassinated her last night.

by Onemanarmy675 November 5, 2011

Assassinate

To kill someone wearing 700 lb armor by smacking them with the handle of your gun.

"What the hell, I shot someone in the chest with a sniper rifle and he didn't die, and by the time I could shoot him again someone assassinated me."

by Tremblay October 20, 2008

assassination coordinates

Elon Musk's private plane's publically available flight path

They posted my exact real-time location, basically assassination coordinates, in (obvious) direct violation of Twitter terms of service

by User295034709563 December 15, 2022

Random Verbal Assassination

When two people are arguing, and out of the blue, a random person walks by and agrees with one person, and makes the other person feel like an idiot so that they stop talking about the subject entirely.

I was arguing with Jason the other day, and some jerk walks by and out of the blue, performs a random verbal assassination on me and makes me feel like a complete f**ktard

by ExtremeTacos November 6, 2010

I am being privately assassinated by KKTheEmo

AlphaReborn being killed by KKTheEmo

AlphaReborn is being killed by KKTheEmo "I am being privately assassinated by KKTheEmo"

by Ecliptist July 8, 2023