ass jacker

one who tricks people, mostly young boys, into recieving anal sex.

-Wow after that Church Overnighter my ass really hurts and I dont know why!
-Dude I told you that priest was an ass jacker.

by Antifelcher March 3, 2003

assjack

A malapropism of jackass

driver #1 to driver #2: "get out da' way, assjack!"

by j foxy August 11, 2010

asscracker

The poop that was missed when wiping your ass and left in the crack of your ass all day to become crusty.

Dude I got this huge asscracker!!!
Look at that asscracker.
you smell like an asscracker

by Craig Lebarron October 1, 2005

asspacker

a person who takes it in the ass

1 the queer eye guys are asspackers.
2 ally your such an asspacker u butfucked ted

by jsjsjsjsjs May 18, 2005

[assfuckery]

Scandalous and/or excessively stupid behavior perpetrated by retards that gives one the sensation of having a severely chafed anus.

"There can't possibly be anything worse than the last 8 years of assfuckery under the Bush administration, it's just not fucking possible."

by C.L.R. January 30, 2009

asshacker

An asshacker is a yuppy fag, cruising the bar scene, who tries to pick-up on straight guys.

"Naw, we quit goin to Strange Willie's. The place has been taken over by asshackers."

" She is cute as a button, queer as Amelia Earhardt, and that asshacker Robert has her back."

by Jim Inman August 17, 2006

assjake

An assjake is one who jakes asses

"Those assjakes keep getting in my way!"

by HugoBoom April 8, 2005