Asston

$7000

A relatively cheap violin costs exactly one asston.

by Sj7 January 31, 2017

Metric Asston

Any large amount. Often used to exaggerate amounts to convey a large amount of things.

I bought a metric asston of cheezits at the local bulk food warehouse.

by banana-phone March 9, 2010

asstonite

basically, a fool, an idiot, a jerk of such strong proportions that his mere presence creates a reaction similiar to kryptonite on superman

Gor - you're such an asstonite.

by Slob-o-matic February 12, 2004

asston

a ton of ass

hey look thats asston!
be careful

by ellibell December 4, 2021

Asstonic

A word to describe eating someone's ass platonically.

Them: "Bro did you just eat their ass out?"
You: "Nah, bro it was asstonic."

by ManFromTheAslume August 7, 2024