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Asston

$7000
A relatively cheap violin costs exactly one asston.
by Sj7 January 31, 2017
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Metric Asston

Any large amount. Often used to exaggerate amounts to convey a large amount of things.
I bought a metric asston of cheezits at the local bulk food warehouse.
by banana-phone March 9, 2010
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asstonite

basically, a fool, an idiot, a jerk of such strong proportions that his mere presence creates a reaction similiar to kryptonite on superman
Gor - you're such an asstonite.
by Slob-o-matic February 12, 2004
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by ellibell December 4, 2021
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Asstonic

A word to describe eating someone's ass platonically.
Them: "Bro did you just eat their ass out?"
You: "Nah, bro it was asstonic."
by ManFromTheAslume August 7, 2024
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