ass-crack of dawn

really early in the morning.

I had a flight to catch, so I had to wake up at the ass-crack of dawn.

by kristiealexis January 13, 2008

crack of ass

what people say instead of "at the crack of dawn" to try and be funny.

"Mann It's soo late! I gotta wake up at the crack of ass tomorrow!"

by LMLYM7 July 7, 2008

six shades of ass

1.The worst stench a dirty,unwashed, foul human being can conjure up and offend another human being with

2.A extremely foul smell

The wino bum smelled like six shades of ass after not bathing for 2 weeks

by refriedbiff August 16, 2009

Making an ass out of yourself

Used in a sentence typically constructed as "You're making an ass out of yourself". It means that the target is making himself seem foolish or that he is embarrassing himself.

"Josh is always making an ass out of himself when he's had too much to drink"
"Hey Josh! Stop making an ass out of yourself!"

by Alstorp July 3, 2014

dont know your ass from the ass end of a bowling ball

dont know your ass from the ass end of a bowling ball similar to dont know your ass from a hole in the ground a little more funny

you mister president dont know your ass from the ass end of a bowling ball

by bluebear March 31, 2020

Wall of ass

where someone has been farting in one room for hours on end, and when someone walks in the they get slapped in the face wit the wall of ass.

Fuck Darren have you shit pants again because i have just walked in a wall of ass.

by smelly ass August 24, 2009

weapon of ass destruction

What you get in the toilet after taking a crap that felt like it came out sideways.

After hours of pushing and straining, Zach splashed a weapon of ass destruction in the toilet.

by Ed November 5, 2003