Open ass face shank

Term used when someone walks unknowingly into an area where someone has just crop dusted with their mouth open. Leaving the person feeling as though they had just been stabbed in the face with someone's ass matter.

Bob wondered who open ass face shanked him in aisle 3 of the grocery store.

Bill thought farting in mary's cubicle would be a funny open ass face shank.

by Theßeave October 17, 2011

Resting smart ass face

When someone who is normally a smart ass is currently not saying or making a face which would normally be interpreted as being a smart ass.

David Jones is a prime example of resting smart ass face when he isn’t speaking.

by Clvegrl March 29, 2020

chucky cheese in the face ass nigga

to have huge front teeth, or to smell like pizza and children

look at maleek, that huge toothed chucky cheese in the face ass nigga

by lil franksta November 7, 2011

face ass

Word used to end a sentence after making fun of someone.

Chase: "I went shopping at the mall today"
Devonte: "Look at you and your shop till i drop face ass"

by Ponch Crane October 8, 2007

Ol' face ass

Someone in the act of doing something, usually stupid/funny.

Guy 1- Tries to holla at a girl out of his league

Guy 2- You ol' face ass

by Ol' face ass April 2, 2010

ASS IN FACE

ASS IN FACE= THE VIOLENT RUBBING OF ONE PERSONS ASSHOLE INTO THE FACE OF ANOTHER PERSON. COULD BE USED AS PUNISHMENT OR AS PLAY.

While intoxicated having a shower, your friends decide to brake in and throw cold water on you. So..... you decide to give " ASS IN FACE " Butt ass naked you run out of the shower and pin the first culprit to the ground and rub your wet ass in their face.--Added punishment to " ASS IN FACE " would be to fart- and I did.

by KRS325 March 29, 2009

face ass

When someone ridicules themselves.

"I can so totaly get 7 girls in one night"
the other person says

"face ass "

by lineasietisiete April 9, 2007