A group of individuals who become trained and educated to follow a strict code of ethics forming gang-like relationships manipulating the code, rendering it unidentifiable.
Whatcom County Sheriffs Deputies called to a home by tenants complaining of theft. The thief disputes the claims telling deputies he's lived there for 8 years & the property is his.
Tenants indicate that they've lived there for 5 yrs & he's never lived or slept on the property, the contents being removed belongs to them.
The ASS CLOWNS Whatcom County Sheriff Deputies told tenants that the thief was allowed to have whatever he wanted in/out of house & if ASS CLOWNS returned for any reason tenants would be arrested.
Whatcom County Sheriff's Deputies arrived to speak with neighbors complaining of vagrants living in a shed in adjacent out of town owner's property. The ASS CLOWNS refused to investigate because complainant was not the owner.
Whatcom Sheriff Deputies arrive to complaints of unknown persons loading their property onto a truck. The ASS CLOWNS let the unknown party leave with the stuff because it was already loaded on the truck!
When officers arrived at the business the shop owner indicated that a man had come onto his property, siphoned gas and did something under the hood of the vehicle. The ASS CLOWNS said that they weren't going to do anything because the vehicle belonged to the neighbor. The vehicle owner demanded that the person responsible for the theft and vandalism be charged. The ASS CLOWNS apologized to the thief, wrote the ticket under duress! The ASS CLOWNS later influenced the Whatcom County District Attorney's Office to drop the case!
Tenants indicate that they've lived there for 5 yrs & he's never lived or slept on the property, the contents being removed belongs to them.
The ASS CLOWNS Whatcom County Sheriff Deputies told tenants that the thief was allowed to have whatever he wanted in/out of house & if ASS CLOWNS returned for any reason tenants would be arrested.
Whatcom County Sheriff's Deputies arrived to speak with neighbors complaining of vagrants living in a shed in adjacent out of town owner's property. The ASS CLOWNS refused to investigate because complainant was not the owner.
Whatcom Sheriff Deputies arrive to complaints of unknown persons loading their property onto a truck. The ASS CLOWNS let the unknown party leave with the stuff because it was already loaded on the truck!
When officers arrived at the business the shop owner indicated that a man had come onto his property, siphoned gas and did something under the hood of the vehicle. The ASS CLOWNS said that they weren't going to do anything because the vehicle belonged to the neighbor. The vehicle owner demanded that the person responsible for the theft and vandalism be charged. The ASS CLOWNS apologized to the thief, wrote the ticket under duress! The ASS CLOWNS later influenced the Whatcom County District Attorney's Office to drop the case!
by Whatcom Citizen August 28, 2011
Roy "Big Country" Nelson who is a better coach then Shane Carwin from TUF 16 on FX and who is an entertainer who can laugh and show is ass and still fill your life with joy.
That ass clown made be laugh so hard I pooped my pants. Roy Nelson is a coach that made me a better fighter and person while Shane Carwin watched.
by UFC Fan - Dana White September 13, 2012
by ROB M. November 10, 2006
An "Insult" used by idiots who can't come up with a better insult so they pull a clown out of their ass and say "This r ass u, u ass clown!!" and then he gets punched in the throat.
First of all we didn't help you because nobody likes you, Second, WHAT THE FUCK IS AN ASS CLOWN YOU INBRED RETARD?
by T.I.T.L.e. September 08, 2010
It's when a girl with lots of make up is eating your ass while you are standing up and her mascara and lip stick leaves a mark on your ass that resembles a clown's face.
Man that chick from the bar with all the make up was tossing my salad last night and I woke up with an ass clown.
by KY KidXXX September 23, 2010
You are such an ass-clown.
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by dood faygo November 29, 2006