mongolian ass eater

A meme that was based off of a tweet that @kaegann made about having a very large spider on his neck, that became widely known on tumblr.

The term is used to describe an unusually large, and creepy-looking bug that may or may not be able to kill you, and may or may not inspire you to burn down your house.

- The actual start of the term -

onlyblackgirl: what the fuck is that
sayayedarbi: It's either a spider or a crab
malik-sad: It’s a Mongolian Ass Eater, it’s a very dangerous and deadly bug, he should thank God he survived that encounter.

by ealthia January 18, 2017

mongolian ass pirate

Arse bandit with slanty eyes. Typically of Russian extraction or thereabouts.

EG you fur booted Ruskie. Stop trying to stick your cock in my arse. You're behaving like a right Mongolian Ass Pirate.

by banditterritory May 17, 2014

assmonger

One who sells donkeys on the street.

A lowly assmonger cannot make enough money to support a family.

by BlastMaster May 16, 2003

assmongler

a dumbass piece of shit that cant tell right from wrong and is usally an annoying ass kissing scum bag with fruit cake like characheristics.

or a sexist midle aged male that slaps asses constantly

whow cotton from king of the hill is one awsome assmongler

by juancarlos December 28, 2005

assmongrels

One who clings to the buttocks of another; Derogatory term for an unsavory person who is quite fond of the anus.

Those old coots were just a bunch of assmongrels.
He's an assmongrol

by the poopsmith July 9, 2003

assmonger

Synonymous to an ass-hole.

A generally rude, unpleasant person.

My coworkers are all assmongers.

by snabald July 13, 2003

assmonger

One who likes to take or give it up the ass, a lot, I mean like everyday, literally everyday.

Leonardo De Caprio is an assmonger, him and Boy George, they go at it like woah.

by Classik March 20, 2003