fuck me up the ass and call me stupid

A phrase of utter and complete shock and surprise in the most extreme sense.

Bro: Hey, Donald Trump won the election!
Other bro: Well, fuck me up the ass and call me stupid.

by ZenTam April 19, 2018

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Well fuck my ass and call me a Bitch

An Informal and Vulgar expression used to show Shock, Suprise, Disbelief or Displeasure

(Similar to "Well call me a Monkey's Uncle")

Man 1: Hey Did you know Dan won the lottery
Man 2: Well fuck my ass and call me a Bitch after all this time it finally happened

by RevolutionKing888 May 26, 2023

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well fuck me in the ass and call me queer

showing a state of suprise

Guy: Dude, that guy just got shot up on the block by a gang of well hung hispanics with glocks and m16s!
Other Guy: Well fuck me in the ass and call me queer!?!?!?!

by swanybeast69 June 26, 2010

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fuck me up the ass and call me your bitch

When someone bamboozles you, being bamboozled

When someone makes a fool out of you

Declan: I told you Dave, she sent nudes to five other guys. You owe me five bucks!
Dave: Well Fuck me up the ass and call me your bitch!

Dave: *Hands over a crisp 5 dollar bill

by DirtyDave42069 March 08, 2017

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