Asphalt 8: Airborne

All fun and games until Vivendi walk in.

This game is becoming another Asphalt 8: Airborne.

by Nikita Mazepin November 26, 2022

asphalt solar griddle

The cooking surface upon which the very best pavement pizza is warmed over.

For the very sweetest buzzard breath, be sure to partake of your pavement pizza directly from the asphalt solar griddle.

by Downstrike August 27, 2005

Asphalt Cowboy

Is a noob owner/driver of a very expensive & perpetually immaculate 4WD; they never take the vehicle off-road and use the vehicle as it was originally intended, mostly because they have lower than average driving skills.

*Big shiny expensive Toyota 4WD with shiny rims a pulls up at intersection*

Bystander: "stupid asphalt cowboy...."

by D down in Oz October 21, 2008

Asphalt Monkey

Teenage asphalt ape, hasn't reached puberty or acquired a long list of crimes on it's record, yet.

"Here I was driving down the road to work when I was abruptly by asphalt monkeys playing basketball."

by Johnny Walker 777 May 16, 2019

Asphalt Cowboy

A male prostitute that works truck stops and services truckers.

I stopped off at wild bills truck stop and got some action from an asphalt cowboy before continuing down I-25 to deliver my load.

by Bob Wheeler March 20, 2008

Asphalt Beaver

a track racer prone to crashing.

Man! That guy has wrecked three times in the last month...What an Asphalt Beaver!

by tracktracktrack April 18, 2008

asphalt queen

A girl who doesn't stay in one place for long

They won't last longs she's an asphalt queen

by Zara maley June 15, 2016