ASMR 

Something weird people watch
It stands for
Autonomous Sperm Minge Response
Tell this to your mom

Josh: 'Imma watch some ASMR'
Sam: 'Let's find the definition on Urban Dictionary'
*Sees this*
Josh: 'Dayummmm'

ASMR by sussybaka1213 May 30, 2022

ASMR 

It’s porn. It’s porn, you know it’s porn, and you shouldn’t be watching it. It’s softcore porn, and anyone who denies this is lying to themselves.

Oh wow, I just watched a girl online kiss a mic. I sure got ASMR “tingles” from that. What a relaxing experience. Definitely not a spawn of Satan!

ASMR by God_help_me January 6, 2023

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annoying sounds made recording

yo jada lets do an asmr

asmr by mrsstealyomanisback May 19, 2018

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The latest in video content flooding the popular site youtube. With ASMR pedophiles and other perverts have found a way to have something to jerk off to on youtube. Because just using pornhub is too vanilla for these folks. Just like the famed "kids playing in pool of pudding" these videos involve young girls and sometime boys doing things that are innocent in nature but when you squint just right you could totally see how a creeper is cranking it out to these videos. To further the epidemic it's fueled by peoples desire to feel famous and since perverts flock to these videos and send the views through the roof more and more people are producing them and let me tell ya they just keep getting sexier. ;p

All in all keep whispering into the side of that cock..... I mean mic.

What are you doing?

Nothing much, just finished cranking it out to an ASMR video.

Cool, me too.

asmr by j053ph__ September 13, 2018

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Some Person Who Is Seducing a Microphone Because They Have Nothing Better To Do

Asmrist: *Chewing and seducing microphone*
Audience: What the fu-

Asmr by Sook a Dik July 6, 2019

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Type of sounds that make pp go biiiggggg :)))))

Person 1: "Hey Bill, I'm gonna listen to some asmr!"
Person 2: "pp go biiiiggg hehe :))))"

asmr by crazedLunatic March 4, 2022

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ASMR. Also known as, (acoustic sound making retards) it is now widely popular across the internet and don't worry there is multiple different types for people ranging from Gentle Whispering to People Role-playing.

"Guys I was just listening to some acoustic sound making retards (ASMR) role-playing and it was like so narley dude"

ASMR by DrinkBleachKids December 2, 2017