Assault Clip

A large capacity clip capable of killing a room of at least 30 children

your standard clip can hold at least 10 pages of paper but an assault clip... holy shit you better watch out it can hold 200 pages of paper making it illegal to have anywhere due to the Federal Assault Clips ban of 2004

by Koncerned Kommando May 14, 2011

cock assault

The opposite of cock block.

Dan went on the cock assault.

by Wyld_Stallyn December 27, 2021

Full Force Glen Assault

Full Force Glen Assault -noun
1. When you are unknowingly assaulted by unsavory people, which leads to a undesirable situation.

Bob: Phil, you didn't tell me this party was going to have all these unsavory people at it! I canceled all my plans to come here!

Phil: Sorry Bob! This party is a real disgusting place, I agree. If I never have to come in contact with any of these people again it'll be okay with me.

Bob: Yeah Phil... this party was a Full Force Glen Assault.

by BigChud69SoFine June 22, 2008

cs_assault

A well-known Map from Counter-Strike.
Players must rescue hostages, or prevent the hostages from being rescued.

The Counter-Terrorists spawn outside a giant warehouse.
The Terroists spawn inside the warehouse.
Hostages are inside the warehouse also.
It is the Counter-Terrorists's job to inftrate the warehouse and rescue the hostages inside the warehouse.
The Terroists must not let the Counter-Terrorists rescue the hostages.
the "cs" infront of cs_assault is an abbreviation of 'Counter-Strike'

by Simon.F. aka [AWE] September 30, 2006

assault weapon

Any firewarm that is made out to look scary so that banning the civilian posession of it will appear politically correct to hypocritical sycophants who think that only governments and criminals should have guns and that fascist police states that arbitrarily massacre their own citizens are the best thing since sliced bread.

My god - that rimfire's not a plinker, it's a goddam assault weapon!

by Lior Bar-On June 15, 2004

Assault Media

Typical Media reporting cramming a one side contrived opinion to the masses differrent than main stream American
opinion.

The "Assault Media" describes Assault Weapon is used as any gun that looks like a military weapon even if is not a full automatic weapon. Inaccurate and hyped reporting with out true knowledge of facts.

by steelmanUS February 8, 2013

text assault

when you receive a barrage of texts from one person, most likely when they are pissed at you.

Jeff: "Dude you're popular- your phone is blowing up!"

Jim:"Nah, pissed off my girlfriend and she is waging a "text assault" on me."

by bird is very October 16, 2010