Ashutoshinity

Ashutoshinity is the world's first AI-powered RaaS (Religion as a Service). Based on the belief that today, all other religions have become too Luddite to see into the future, Ashutoshinity is the way to the future. Here, you get to experience fast-paced startup-like religious beliefs than believing those old practices that everybody follows because there are no alternatives. Not anymore. Join Ashutoshinity today for just 2499 bucks and get access to all of its benefits and religious best practices. Didn't liked it? You can get your old religion back for free if you opt-out within the first week. No questions asked.

Need more help? Refer to the documentation of Ashutoshinity, also known as RaaSLeela, which takes flight into the birmdly life of the great Ashutosh.

OMG!!!! I just converted to Ashutoshinity last week and now I have a bigger dick, 22M Bitcoin in my wallet and hot girls in my bedroom. Can't believe I'm living this life already. I heard they are announcing it as the official religion of Mars. How cool would that be!!!!

by o'penyor t March 27, 2021

Ashutosh

Ashutosh is Batman.

Ashutosh has 4 robins.

by Ahehen November 22, 2021

Ashussy

The ussy of Ashlyn Astuael from Fables and fanasties

"hey has anyone seen ___ and Ash?"
"yeah, ___ is probably getting that Ashussy"

by CheesyCereal March 12, 2022

Ashuvini

synonym for both awesome and Chuck Norris

'man that girl is Ashuvini!'
'hell yeah, i wish i was her'

by monstermultipackcan April 30, 2010

ashur

A, very cool person who lives in arizona.

a kid named ashur lives in arizona

by Blinkboy is my nickname June 10, 2003

ashum

a lispy version of "awesome"

"dudesth. sthat wasth thso ashum"

by Ashley the Queen July 13, 2007

ashura

Ashura is strong willed and very confident. She definitely shoots the gun before she aims. She’s super hot and has an awesome boyfriend. She super sexy too

Ashura is mad fine.

by sonofarich October 3, 2020