associates degree

A useless napkin that is most commonly attained at a 2 year community college.

Mom: "we're out of toilet paper "
Me: "just use my associates degree "

by dawnmusic July 12, 2015

Associates

Someone you're lowkey fucking but lie to your friends about fucking because you aren't real. At all.

She said they were just associates but we all knew.

by Ab21 July 23, 2015

DUFF Associate

A normal to mildly attractive looking girl who has spent so much time with a DUFF she has taken on DUFF qualities (i.e. sitting around on her ass all the time, extreme sarcasm, increased appetite, and bitchiness). Occasionally refered to as a DUFF Ass.

"Dude, that girl was pretty nice when I got here, but now she's a total DUFF Associate. I'm gonna bang her friend instead."

by hawker240 October 13, 2006

Associate of the Art's

An Associate of the Art's degree is what a complete moron calls an Associate of Arts Degree because they didn't really go to college and really have no idea what the fuck they are talking about. Not only did they put "the" in front of Arts which leads you to believe they are dumb and stupid, but they also through an apostrophe in between Art and s just to ensure you really know how much of a moron they are.

An associate of the Art's degree, worth about the same as marka.

by That kid is a moron. May 17, 2018

African American Associate

Verbose term for "nigga".

Not as friendly as "african american friend", this term can be used when roasting someone, exactly like when Lamar roasts Franklin in GTA 5.

- Wassup, nigga
- Hello, african american associate

by glebsk January 27, 2021

The City Associates

A fancy group of characters that were inspired by The Days Union, who were conceived due to DU going on hiatus. Some of the major characters have ROBLOX accounts.

(They are NOT affiliated with the DU, and have made it clear in their discord server.)

P1; Hey, have you heard of the City Associates?
P2; yea, they're cool.

by yuyukolo May 4, 2023

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