The Aryan Paradox is when you go to sleep as soon as you touch the bed.
Once any part of your body touches the bed no matter if you're wearing clothing or not.
Once touched, you fly over to the center of the bed, with the blanket folding over your body from shoulders and under.
Once any part of your body touches the bed no matter if you're wearing clothing or not.
Once touched, you fly over to the center of the bed, with the blanket folding over your body from shoulders and under.
(Person 1) It's a sleepover, how did Aryan sleep already?
(Person 2) He touched the bed, he is part of the Aryan Paradox.
(Person 2) He touched the bed, he is part of the Aryan Paradox.
by tatalol October 29, 2021
Get the The Aryan Paradox mug.Arizona's new name after the passage of SB 1070, the legislative equivalent of a Mischling Test, which mandates police officers to stop and arrest anyone, with "reasonable suspicion" of being an illegal.
Arizona claims that officers cannot solely use race, color, or national origin, but it is obvious to most Aryanzonans what "reasonable suspicion" means.
To Hispanics: Racial Profiling
To Blacks: Yeah, we know...
To Certain Whites: (the dog whistle blows) YEARR GIT DEM MEXERCANS. DEY IS TAKING R JERBZ. DIS IS MURIKA (waving pitch fork and torch)!
To (normal) Whites: While I recognize illegal immigration is an issue, I disagree with the methods being used to address the problem. Racial profiling is not the answer. Increased border security, a heavily enforced wall along the border, and a path way to citizenship are humane and effective solutions to the immigration problem.
To (tanned) Whites: Officer, I'm not even Mexican.
After the passage of this bill, it is safe to assume that the state of Arizona wants to rid its self of Mischlings.
Google: Mischling Test
Arizona claims that officers cannot solely use race, color, or national origin, but it is obvious to most Aryanzonans what "reasonable suspicion" means.
To Hispanics: Racial Profiling
To Blacks: Yeah, we know...
To Certain Whites: (the dog whistle blows) YEARR GIT DEM MEXERCANS. DEY IS TAKING R JERBZ. DIS IS MURIKA (waving pitch fork and torch)!
To (normal) Whites: While I recognize illegal immigration is an issue, I disagree with the methods being used to address the problem. Racial profiling is not the answer. Increased border security, a heavily enforced wall along the border, and a path way to citizenship are humane and effective solutions to the immigration problem.
To (tanned) Whites: Officer, I'm not even Mexican.
After the passage of this bill, it is safe to assume that the state of Arizona wants to rid its self of Mischlings.
Google: Mischling Test
Hispanic Mother: My 7 year old child will now be pestered by police officers on his way to school over not knowing his social security number.
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Big Mean Police Officer: HEY IMMIGRANT STOP RIGHT THERE!!!! YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR BEING ILLEGAL.
Hispanic Kid: I can't, I have a spelling test today.
Big Mean Police Officer: GET ON THE FLOOR ILLEGAL! I KNOW YOU HAVE COKE IN YOUR BOOK BAG.
(tackles kid to the ground)
Hispanic Kid: AHHHH!!!
(6 hours later)
Hispanic Mother: Wha? My child is in jail? Only in Aryanzona could this happen!
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Big Mean Police Officer: HEY IMMIGRANT STOP RIGHT THERE!!!! YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR BEING ILLEGAL.
Hispanic Kid: I can't, I have a spelling test today.
Big Mean Police Officer: GET ON THE FLOOR ILLEGAL! I KNOW YOU HAVE COKE IN YOUR BOOK BAG.
(tackles kid to the ground)
Hispanic Kid: AHHHH!!!
(6 hours later)
Hispanic Mother: Wha? My child is in jail? Only in Aryanzona could this happen!
by Old-Hickory April 25, 2010
Get the Aryanzona mug.The name of one of the sweetest people you will ever meet! Aryam is kind-hearted, sweet, and means no harm. She is pretty and is also talented when it comes to art. This girl may seem quiet at first, but once you get to know her, she can be loud and fun. Her weakness is her kindness, she’ll be nice to you even if she doesn’t know you. If you take advantage of her, you are heartless, yeah I said it.
But if you manage to become friends with an Aryam, don’t loose her at all costs! She will bring forever happiness and joy, she truly is the best.
But if you manage to become friends with an Aryam, don’t loose her at all costs! She will bring forever happiness and joy, she truly is the best.
by Anx10us_1d10t May 20, 2021
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The most Beautiful Name ever .It's very rare .People with this name have the best Personality and are Super smart.
No one Should ever give a child the name Aryanto, It's to Meaningfull.
No one Should ever give a child the name Aryanto, It's to Meaningfull.
by Aryqnto_ February 10, 2020
Get the Aryanto mug.The word Aryan is a well known surname used by Iranians and also first names for both sexes. The inhabitants of Iran believe that they are Aryans and the name of the country Iran means The Land of the Aryans. Also Afghanistan used to be called Aryana. The term Aryan is also used by other nationalities to show their ancestry/heritage.
The land of the Aryans has been attacked and is today occupied by none Iranians who preach hate and since 1979 occupation have tried to force foreign ideology and practices.
The Shah of Iran was given the name Aryameher, which means The Light of the Aryans (due to his work rebuilding the country). The rulers since the overthrow of the monarchy have all been none Aryans (Iranian) and have openly associated themselves with the Arabs (Semitic).
The land of the Aryans has been attacked and is today occupied by none Iranians who preach hate and since 1979 occupation have tried to force foreign ideology and practices.
The Shah of Iran was given the name Aryameher, which means The Light of the Aryans (due to his work rebuilding the country). The rulers since the overthrow of the monarchy have all been none Aryans (Iranian) and have openly associated themselves with the Arabs (Semitic).
The surname of Iranian freedom fighter “Dr. Fraydon Aryan”. A well known Iranian historian.
The name of Indian movie “Aryan – Unbreakable” by producer Poonam Khubani.
The name of Indian movie “Aryan – Unbreakable” by producer Poonam Khubani.
by Asal Gilani November 13, 2009
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