arse-bandit

A gentleman who rides on the Marmite motorway. A pillow biter. Either a Quarter Back or a Wide Reciever. A botter.

Look at that gentleman he seems to be commiting an act of gross indecency on that other young chap. Yes, he is an arse bandit.

by Gary December 26, 2003

arse over elbows

when you fall over in dramatic fashion

i fell arse over elbows, did you see it happen,

by jaffaw July 19, 2009

smelly arse

just those kids that u walk behind and smell like dog shit

ohh shit cunt u got a smelly arse

fuk u cunt, i will steal ur misses

Smelly arse: the fat cunt that doesnt shower

by MADLAD_ May 28, 2019

Taco Del M'arse

Diarrhea, gas, butt sauce, butt rust, "bad butt," or any other form of lower-intestinal turbulance caused by eating at Taco Del Mar restaurant.

Dude #1: Yo', man, what's that smell?! Did something just DIE?!
Dude #2: Sorry, bro'. I ate a bean burrito for lunch, and it gave me Taco Del M'arse.

by Snoop Bobb January 12, 2010

do your arse

lose most, if not all, of money you have gambled or risked

The longer you play the slot machines the more certain it becomes that you will do your arse.

by yorrick hunt January 28, 2008

Arseclown

Someone who is both an arsehole and carries on like a clown.

That is the last time that i invite you two arseclowns to a housewarming.

by Sydney Correspondent September 1, 2003

DRINK! FECK! ARSE! GIRLS!

Father Jack's catchphrase. From Father Ted.

FR.JACK: Drink! Feck! Arse! Girls!

by LGUK June 4, 2004