seismic acquisition 

A discipline tasked with the acquiring subsurface data for petroleum geoscientists. Generally comprised of odd people and social misfits, seismic acquisition types make far more money than what they are worth, and the baseline quality of typical seismic worker effort renders the decisions made with this data suspect. On the Toolbox Scale, seismic acquisition workers rank just above Tree Planters and below Vacuum Truck drivers.

Sorry you lost your job cleaning bathrooms, you can always try getting a seismic acquisition job.

seismic acquisition by Dr Phil's Nurse September 18, 2018

Accidental Baby Acquisition 

Accidentally acquiring a baby

Also an ao3 (Archive Of Our own) tag

"I have committed Accidental Baby Acquisition." "How did you do that accidently?"

Accidental Baby Acquisition by xxxxsmilexxx November 21, 2021

acquisitional company

Noun, a fictious company presented by a person attempting to impress you with their false "entrepreurshit"

" I am not able to wait for my vehicle to be serviced..I am very busy, I own an acquisitional company."

acquisitional company by Steve Shelton May 6, 2008

Acquisitionfest

A new term for Christmas, invented as a reflection of the fact the original values and methods of celebrating have been streamlined and homogenised to the point of it being a mere exercise in material gain.

Gone are the values of "peace and goodwill to all men" and finding solidarity in the company family and friends. Christmas is now just a way for large multi-national companies to further part people from their cash, as if they weren't wasting enough of it at all other times of year.

Judith: "Did you see the amount of pointless seasonal junk on sale in the mall chainstores?"

Jenny: "It's not even December yet, and still the plastic trees and tacky lights are up."

Judith: "I know. I wonder if people even remember what Christmas is supposed to be about."

Jenny: "Yeah, now it's more like a giant acquisitionfest."

Acquisitionfest by zekepliskin December 6, 2009

Arquine 

A young lad that plays the easiest class in MMORPG games. He is constantly surrounded by bad luck and drama. Combine him with a rogue and he will annoy you to bits.

"I missed this raid and the item i wanted dropped, i totally pulled an Arquine"

Arquine by Yvez February 25, 2008

aquisha 

Shaniqua's best friend.
Typically known as a 'side hoe', she has a cheap ass weave that has clumps missing from where she gets into fight with other raggedy ass bitches.

Best way to describe her fashion sense is ratchet.

Laronda: Did you hear about Aquisha? She gotta a baby on the way from another baby daddy and has half a weave from fighting with his no. 1 girl

Courtney: Ugh, she'll only ever be some next side hoe.

aquisha by Freckledfancy September 16, 2015

acquisha 

Some black girl from Brooklyn

"Damn the black girl from Brooklyn is named Acquisha"

acquisha by Jewwy Seinfeld July 18, 2016