arkansas luggage

Foreskin. Refers to the time when Arkansans were too poor to pay a doctor to circumcise their boys, while Americans in other states were routinely circumcised. At that time, being uncircumcised was looked down upon, so the term is faintly derisive. Also hints that the bearer of such foreskin is so poor he could pack all of his possessions in his foreskin, and has no use for luggage.

Check out that dude's Arkansas luggage! It's hanging off the end like lace curtains!

by microaperture December 29, 2010

Arkansas Rodeo

A daring act of sexual endurance that is performed by mounting your girlfriend from behind while she is on all fours, then by cupping each of her breasts in your hands while whispering in her ear “Boy, these feel just like your sister’s.” Then you try to hold on for 8 seconds.

"Dude, I pulled an Arkansas Rodeo on my girl last night... I almost stayed on for 5 whole seconds!"

by thesexiestcavemanever November 17, 2009

Arkansauce

Typically a trash team that thinks they’re nice so they talk trash before their games. However, no matter what arkansauce finds a way to always lose.

Did you see the gunner’s game last Sunday?
Yeah my dude they destroyed arkansauce.

by Hdbeve ssnjebdvddv May 7, 2018

arkansas corner

A mismitered corner that has been beaten in to match.

"That mitered corner is a mess!" "That's an Arkansas corner. It has been beaten in with a hammer!"

by Roxannaroxanna December 28, 2013

arkansas bobtail

The art of sticking your finger in your ass via a hole in your britches, and then proceeding to wipe it on your friends nose/face.

"Be careful using the urinals, Uncle Bob is in their giving people Arkansas Bobtails..."

by Spank Daddy 219 October 13, 2014

arkansas twister

When your female sexual partner is riding you then she begins to spin in circles and shit everywhere.

Dude: bro, I was banging Shantel and she hit me with the Arkansas Twister. Bro: damn, clean up in asile 5.

by Dolamke May 22, 2018

Arkansas Beanstalk

An Arkansas Beanstalk is when a man has numerous ticks on the shaft of his penis so that when it gets erect and the ticks swell with blood it looks like a beanstalk. This can provide his partner with unbelievable pleasure as the ticks provide pressure points similar to ribs on a condom.

Man, last summer after the corn harvest I had an Arkansas beanstalk that took three days for the old lady to work out. I gotta tell you though, she cant wait till next year's harvest.

by Doc 3416 June 24, 2014