Surprise, Arizona

One of the shittiest, most depressing places to live in Arizona. Boring as all hell.

Surprise, Arizona is lame as fuck.

by Longrod Von Hugendong III July 30, 2012

Arizona Speedbump

You fuck a bitch and then run her over with a car.

I'm glad you had a good time at dinner, how about a Arizona Speedbump for dessert?

by charles wilson March 23, 2008

Arizona Pinstripe

These are horizontal scratches that run from the front fender to the rear quarter panel. These scratches are frequent when off-roading in the Arizona Desert.

When I was driving down a dry wash, I got Arizona Pinstripes when I got too close to the bushes.

by "Big" Chris October 5, 2006

Arizona Diamond Dick

Where you pass a kidney stone in a girl's mouth while getting a blowjob.

Cody: "Hey guys, I just found out i have kidney stones."

Aaron: "You should give your girlfriend a Arizona Diamond Dick."

Cody: "What's that?"

Aaron: "Its where you pass a kidney stone while your girlfriend gives you head."

Cody: "That's disgusting!!"

Aaron: "I know."

by Doughboii_Swagg January 16, 2010

Arizona Air Conditioner

This is when a female puts two ice cubes in her Vagina and queefs in her partners face, while they are eating her out.

Babe, it's so damn hot out. Maybe you can give me an Arizona Air Conditioner tonight and we can both cool off a bit.

by Roberto TM June 18, 2014

Arizona pipeline

When a person defacates into a condom. Then puts it in a boiling pot of water with some salt (for a burning sensation). Puts the condom in the boiling pot with salt for 20 minutes. Then proceeds to shove it up one anus HOT!!.

Dammmit I wish I could just flash boil these.

Just use a flamethrower for the Arizona pipeline

by Alaskan pipeline May 23, 2017

Arizona

Ok I'll say my definition at the beginning was good but, I will also mention its history after Native and Colonial times and Mexico it's area today was formed in 1866 to be coming a a state in 1912. Tombstone proves AZ is southwest like. Weather isn't that bad. Yuma is actually bordered by Mexico to the southwest . Colorado is technically a border at the northeast corner.

Arizona kinda has a mountain half and a desert half. You'll know which ones. This just about terrain and not about the cities.

by IrishArizonan March 5, 2019