Cpt Appleman

Cpt Appleman is hysterically obsessed with Fortnite, he makes his own skins, which are extremely cute, charming, sexy and intelligent. Combine with stream sniping, thoughtfulness and confidence until a solid Victory Royale forms. For flavor add a toxic loadout consisting of a legendary scar and a really beautiful pickaxe dipped in a bit of Uranium. Add toxicity, pickaxe kills and some cheeky walls and you get the perfect dungeon builder in the entirety Tilted Towers (RIP). He yeets himself from the Battle Bus with his pickaxe and a backpack full of various designs for professional fortresses to clap some ass cheeks.

Random guy being a dude: Yooo maaaan it's Cpt Appleman duuuude!

Teammate: No way bruh we better run away from his Pickaxe.

Random guy being a dude: Cpt Appleman is gonna clap us

by Nihilus April 4, 2021

London Applegate

She's that one chick who sticks to a guy once they're deeply in love. She's funny, smart, sexy, and she's one hell of a looker. If you ever find a London Applegate, make sure to hold her tight. She's the baddest bitch of them all, and no one could ever replace her. Never in their entire lives would they ever succeed. I have this crush on this girl named London and her last name is Applegate because she fucking loves apples. She's so awesome and funny...

London Applegate is the best woman to ever live in the entire world, no debates.

by JesseB19 June 5, 2012

applease

A combination of "appease" and "please"

I'm trying to applease my boss by showing up to work early so I can get a promotion.

by awmm February 11, 2020

Applecake

Some nerd that likes programming in Minecraft or somethin, idk

Hey Applecake, when is dodgebolt gonna be finished?

by weaselpog March 6, 2021

applecart

an extremely stupid, or foolish person.

Look at Jeff! He is such a friggin Applecart!

by Ed the head June 30, 2005

Applecore

A person who thinks Apple is the creme de la creme when it comes to computers, software, and personal electronics. Most do not, in fact, know anything about any of those, but will nonetheless insist that Apple products are always superior with the fervor of a Fundamentalist protesting a pride parade.

See also: applefag, appletard, iTard, applectomy

OP: Why should I care about the iPad, exactly? It has much lower specs than tablet PCs in the same price range, it can't be used for gaming or drawing, and it's just a big iPhone minus the ability to take pictures or make calls.
First: Inb4 Applecores.
Second: OP is an idiot. The iPad is the most amazing thing ever...(tl;dr)

by Robian April 17, 2010

applewave

One who is is obsessed over Ippo

I am an applewave, give me more Ippo!!!

by Anime-Keep Staff April 17, 2003