Applebapped

Verb; To get completely wasted at an Applebee’s restaurant.

“Dude, you wanna go play basketball?”
“Na man I can’t. I got totally fuggin’ Applebapped last night.”

by Brunola88 March 26, 2018

criss-cross applesauce

The superior way to sit. You fold you legs to form a somewhat pretzel shape. Also know as Indian style

Growing up, I used to love sitting criss-cross applesauce!

by Definitely a human! April 15, 2020

Applesauce

1. The sauce made from apples and is mixed in with cinnamon.
2. Apparently the only thing in my best friend's house... Other than noodles.
3. The food moms feed their children when they don't have baby food.

"Applesauce, applesauce, applesauce, applesauce... Unsweetened applesauce..."

"All that was in there was applesauce."

"So then, it's agreed... applesauce.

by Katie Marie Bell October 15, 2011

Applesauce

Good

Applesauce is delicious

by Funny slang August 3, 2018

applesaucing

When you eat applesuace together with someone.

We were just applesaucing together in the shed.

Me and Mary were applesaucing after school today.

I like applesaucing with you at lunch.

by Fibinattchi Alfredo May 28, 2011

Applegasm

The joy of owning an Apple product is so great, the owner or potential owner will emit a moan of pleasure and, depending on the owner's gender, will sometimes have a hard-on.

Immediately after having an applegasm, the eater's face will be covered with an empty mind, zombie-like grin.

Applegasms are most common after owners or potential owners stand in line for hours or days while waiting for the next great product.

Dude, you got the new Apple! you look like you just had an Applegasm.

by Applegasmer September 13, 2012

Applesauced46

A gay fagg who only likes to play red dead redemption and thinks hentai is the only point to life and cant draw worth shit and thinks fortnite is gay because hes complete dogshit at the game

Oh my God applesauced46 is eating his dads dick!

by Applsauced46 is gay June 17, 2020