Corporate Apologist

Some clown who basically worships coporate America and Money as a god. They could be treated like slaves, and are totally blind to the crimes of the Corporate Genies. Whats even worse, if anyone tries to fight corporate corruption, they dont hesitate to go on this whole blabbery "Thats life", and justify the abuses by blaming the activists as being lazy, and unwilling to work. All they can see is the corporations side of the spectrum. They would call someone lazy for being angry for not getting any time off after working 10 years straight

Some corporate apologist called me a lazy slug after I had exposed the way the boss expects us to work 14 hour days just so he can have a fatter paycheck at the expense of the workers.

by Jerry1341 May 2, 2010

Rape Apologist

1. (Noun) Someone who defends rapists with full knowledge of the crimes they have committed

2. (Noun) someone who claims a victim of rape is the one at fault for an assault, most commonly using bullshit excuses such as "they shouldn't have been dressed so revealingly"

"He defended that guy!? Geez he must be a rape apologist"

by Don't-even-try-me May 14, 2018

“I’ve made a severe and continuous lapse of my judgment and I don’t expect to be forgiven I’m simply here to apologize”

Something Logan Paul said once....
...and got a lot of hate for it after a certain incident.

Pewdiepie reviewed this sometime not too long ago and said the steps to an apology “I’ve made a severe and continuous lapse of my judgment and I don’t expect to be forgiven I’m simply here to apologize”

by S/he’s just a friend December 13, 2020

marcos apologist

- a person that defends the Marcoses and their actions in the past at all costs, even if it means discrediting their human rights, national, and international violations, they are also those ignorant enough to not even believe in the "real information" because they believe in their own reality that the actions of the Marcoses in the past were "necessary" and "justified."

- he's a marcos apologist, let him be...

by carlofthephilippians March 15, 2022

judd-apatowed

The act of shoving a spoon in someone's butt crack (not the hole).

Why is there a spoon sticking out of Dan's underwear?

I judd-apatowed him last night after he passed out.

Oh, thank God, I thought it was stuck it in his asshole.

by NeoRobot77 May 1, 2017

Apatow World

The idea of chubby, dirty, stoner type of guys can land a girl way out of their league. This effect only happens in movies.

Seth Rogen landing Katherine Heigl in knocked up, this movie is in the Apatow World.

by Qanswerer May 17, 2009

Apology Video

when a youtuber makes a video (typically 40 mins long and titled something dramatic such as “owning up”) and proceeds to fake cry and say they have changed even though it is evident that they have not

friend 1: dude ! have you watched Jeffree Star’s apology videos?
friend 2: which one??

friend 1: the one where he apologizes for racism

friend 2: oh, didn’t he make one about that last year?

by sophs July 20, 2020